Story time! (Started)

[Pukah]

Gather around!  Pull up a seat, get some popcorn!  Sharpen your knives!

 

Today I share with you the story of "The Lost Color"

 

This epic, and nearly true tale is one of love and adventure, starring our own Moir!

 

Sit sit.  And soon I will get started.

[HotW Moiraine]

Damn that villian!

 

*mourns her lost colour*

[Alaksuleiel]

woot!

[Jelly]

*Sits down on a nice comfy chair with an apple*

[Guest Far Dareis Mai]

*sits by Moir and Eli with some popcorn*

 

Regale us O' Pukah!

[Dunbar]

Hurray!

 

soon is soon!

[Pukah]

The sad truth is that most of us live our lives unaware of what is really going on.  Maybe we simple cannot comprehend everything that is happening.  Maybe we’re wired this way genetically, by concentrating on just a few details we have a better survival rate.  Or maybe when we try to glimpse the whole world, we are struck dumb by how depressing it is.  Whatever

 

But over the years three colors have been stolen from our world.  We all know red, yellow, green.  Purple hues are familiar, along with whites and blacks.  We think we know all the colors of the spectrum, from a 400 nm to 700 nm.  But it wasn’t always this way.  Three other colors existed in this spectrum for our viewing pleasures.  The details of how they were stolen are really unknown.  Did they simple block our mind from seeing those wavelengths….maybe.  Is there a source of all colors, and this was tampered with?  Maybe.  All I know is that once we had three more colors then we do now.  Whatever.

 

Very few people noticed when these colors were stolen.  This story is about one such person.  Moir.  She did. 

 

She couldn’t stop it.  That color is gone.  Forever.  But she noticed.  She, for a period of time, got a larger look at the world.  This is her story, and the story of the stolen color.

 

[Master Blade X]

*Wispers in Moir's ear*

 

I hope this is a good story, or people may get hurt.

 

*Sharpens blades*

 

*Gives Jelly a newly sharpened knife to cut her apple*

[Dunbar]

WHERE ARE MY COLORS!?

[cosmicpanda]

*prances in, singing the peace and love song to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star*

 

Love and Peace are very good

Leading us to brotherhood.

Sisterhood is OK too

But is off in Malibu

Love and Peace are very good,

maintain them we all should.

 

*bows to applause*

 

Take it to heart, y'all. *picks flowers*

[asrid]

*walks in front of people holding a bucket of popcorn and a bag of sprees* scuz me, pardon me, sorry bout your foot mate, dont shove me, sorry bout that ma'm

 

*sit and whispers loudly* so whatd i miss

[Jelly]

Sit next to me! ;D

*Grabs Asrid, and drags him to chair next to me*

*Is holding hairbrush threateningly*

Sit down. :)

[asrid]

*is drug and sits eyeing the brush*

 

*pouts cause he spilled his popcorn*

 

at least i have my spree *grins as he munches on spree*

[Jelly]

*Glances toward popcorn*

Oh, you needn't worry; it was probably poisoned anyway.

 

[asrid]

*looks to popcorn, notices that the popcorn was next to the spree.*

 

*spits out spree on ground next to him*

 

Stupid food people, poisoning perfectly good food. *throughs bag o' spree on ground and pouts*

 

*comands his army of crickets to devour vendor*

[Jelly]

Since when did the crickets obey you?

[asrid]

cause crickets love me... *shivers* evil creatures... I COMAND CRICKETS! i am cricket king... IDUNNO, i just do.

[Jelly]

*Kills 'Cricket King'*

[asrid]

Hey! why do you want to kill me? I just saved people from being poisond from ... wait... evil... stoping people from being poisoned is good aint it... Dang it

 

*kills crickets who obayed him*

[Jelly]

*Stares*

[asrid]

*shrinks under her stare* whadido

[Jelly]

*Glares*

[HotW Moiraine]

STOP SPAMMING MY STORY THREAD

[asrid]

*jumps at the yell and sits stiff waiting for story to start again*

 

SHHH!

[Jelly]

*Also jumps*

*Sits down timidly*