The Yoda Thread

[goldeneys]

my spam ability is not as strong

but I am also in the art of deadly humor trained

[StaffMaster]

Spami master, Steel is.

Fear his powers, you do.

[goldeneys]

fear his powers I do not

but Spammaster truly he is.

[Katiora]

Strong in the Spam he is, but fear him we should not.

Big headed enough he is... not able to walk through doors we do not want him to be ;)

[goldeneys]

Strongest spammer I do know,

mere mortals him should fear

[Steel Axe]

walk through walls can i. not so good for walls it is

[goldeneys]

fear Steel would I,

but spammer of the 2nd highest ordr am I

[Corki]

Fear, you must not!

Back, I am!

Lead you, I shall!!!

 

Shen an Calhar, Carai an!!!!!

[goldeneys]

follow I you

wherever you go

[Demonauel Sedai]

Saw this, I did. In love with Star Wars, am I. My hero, Yoda is. Kick butt, he does. Stop now, I cannot. Talk like this for the rest of the day, will I. Out of my head you must get! Doing it again, I am! Try to stop, I must. Unsuccessful will I be. Too late for me, it is. Go, must I! Come back, I must not!

 

To be in the Band, glad am I. Filled with love, my heart is. Red Hand, the Band of are we. Go to battle, must we. Truth and justice we fight for! In my head, this now is! Out of here, you must take me!

[goldeneys]

also my heart for the Band filled with love is

come back you must soon

and wait you must not

[StaffMaster]

Filled with love for the Band, your heart must be

why else you would come back, I know not.

the Madness, I do like.

[Corki]

speaks like the true Yoda, Nemo does.

Take lessons from him, we must.

be present forever this thread, it will!

[Guest Footman]

15 page limit there is. yoda speak thread part two there will be. mmmm

[goldeneys]

and later 3 and 4 there will be

[Demonauel Sedai]

Not enough, three or four. Make parts, we must. To be like Star Wars, a good idea is. Calling George Lucas, I will be. Have his number, I do. Like to have it, would you? Come to Dagobah, you must. Train like Jedi, you will. Here, Corki already is. Begun, his training has. Come and join him, will you?

 

"Size matters not." - Yoda

[Katiora]

Wise you are... *bows to Nemo I do*

[goldeneys]

are not you the one who earlier my shins kicked

*Kicks Kats shins he does*

[Katiora]

*jumps back in pain she does*

warned you I did... deserved shinkicks you did...

[goldeneys]

for one reason or another deserved these you did too.

[Katiora]

true that probably is... an evil person I have become

turned to the dark side I do occasionally...

[Corki]

*kicks Sie'Cair, I do*

 

Much fun, that was!

 

*grabs Brew, I do. drinks Brew, I do*

[Jeannaisais]

*rubs eyes she does* Stressed out am I. Solos to play Saturday I do have. Best of luck, please do wish me!

[Lanthirrhos]

Solos.... while talking we are, about star wars... huh. different meaning it has...

[Steel Axe]

fun, the dark side is. turn to it, you must.