The Stumbling Soldier VI - Brawl Time!!!!

[MsDanya]

*smashes Corki in the head with a table leg*

 

*sees everyone look at her*

 

what?? there isnt a brawl??? :shock:

[woolhead]

*charges through the door*

 

BRAWL!!!!!!!!

 

*continues running and dive-tackles Danya*

[Ashandarei]

Hey, i'm new around here, I was hoping to find a Hell... it seems pretty active around here, a couple of ppl getting hit with chair legs and punched etc., good enough for me.

 

*sees the semi-brawls and checks the knives located in his sleeves*

 

"Hmm... cherry bomb brew eh?"

 

*curiously orders a Cherry Bomb brew*

[Corki]

*uses his hand to hold the table leg before it hits him in the head*

 

NO BRAWL!!!!!!

 

I have not given permission for one...yet!

 

And Ashandarei, welcome! Brawling is a favourite activity within the Band! It creates a sense of communtiy, it keeps us in a good shape, and is also fun! But you need to wait for permission to start a brawl from me...and I haven't given it yet.

 

*passes Ashanderei a Brew*

 

Just don't spill it! ;) We don't like that activity!

[Guest Cadsuane]

*pokes tongue at the MG*

 

*has a mini-brawl with herself to keep entertained until Corki gives the goahead*

[Corki]

Well, I am off to bed now, and if there is any sign of brawling, you will all receive spot fines from the Redarms...with my consent!

 

'Night!

[goldeneys]

hmmmmm

*thinks about hitting everyone in the room and sparking a brawl*

*decides against it*

[Corki]

*looks around at the place, all clean and tidy*

 

good good! Nice to see everything still in order!

 

*finishes off his Brew, before pouring himself another one*

[goldeneys]

Corki, some of us might get the longing if we go to long without brawling.

[Corki]

Well, I am off to bed now, absolutely knackered after cricket today! And losing didn't help! *grumbles*

 

But yeah, I will consider it tomorrow!

[Ashandarei]

walks up to the front only to see it's still closed... *knocks*.... "hmm, i wonder where corki is"

 

drops onto a bench in front of the bar and waits...

*humming to himself*

[Guest Cadsuane]

Ash, we NEVER close!! We ALWAYS are open for brew and socializing!! It's just the brawling that the MG has put an unholy hold on for the time being...

 

Come in, make yourself at home, and have a brew or three on me!

 

*hands a brew or three* :P

 

*drinks her own*

[Guest Froix]

*walks in.. checks out the place*

 

"Bloody Hell, This isn't a HELL!

If it is, HELL has really frozen over."

 

*steps up to the bar*

 

"I'll have one of your best."

 

"Please."

[Guest Froix]

*still waiting*

...

*checks to see if he's still visible*

 

"Yup, I'm still there."

 

*walks to a table and falls asleep*

[goldeneys]

our best hmmm?

*makes a new concoction*

our best, the Flaming Bandy

*passes it to Froix*

[Guest Froix]

*drinks the Bandy*

 

:evil:

 

:shock:

 

:?

 

:o "Not Bad."

 

"I think that's quite enough for me. Four drinksh is more than enough. That's what I always shay."

 

*stumbles outside*

[Ashandarei]

I was wondering why people were walking straight past me into the (as i believed at the time) closed bar... Cads, I'll take all 3 brews, thanks much!

*Plops down beside Cads and sets himself to the enjoyable task of finishing every drop in the three mugs of brew*

*walks around and greets Gold and froix*

"How are you fellas doing?"

 

edit----

 

Hey Cads, I just realized as I added myself to the map, you're the only one from everybody here at the Band that i've talked to who's in Cali. Cheers to that! :) (someone being in Cali that is)

*raises the second of his three mugs of brew towards Cads*

[Corki]

The reason this place seemed "closed" was because I live in the UK, and am in bed when you are awake! ;) And yes, I have put a hold on brawling...but the time is getting closer, where all rules go out the window bar spilling Brew!

 

So...

 

Ready...

 

Steady...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BRAWL!!!!!!!!

 

*grabs a Brew, drinks it, and bangs whoever posts next on the head with his empty mug*

[Guest Froix]

AACK!!

 

*gets hit in the face and falls*

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

*grabs Corki's leg and bites it*

[MsDanya]

*yawns*

[Ashandarei]

*uppercuts Corki something fierce*

 

*takes 2 of his 3 brew mugs and throws one each at the injured Froix and the drowsy Ms Danya*

 

*spills some of the brew in his third mug, and so goes into a cursing fit*

 

"Blood and bloody flaming Ashes!"

[Corki]

*kicks out as his leg is bitten*

 

Why you...

 

*doesn't finish his sentence as he receives an uppercut, sending across the Tavern*

 

ARGH!!!!!

[Guest Cadsuane]

*ducks flying people and objects*

 

*darts past the biting MG*

 

*sits next to Ash*

 

So Ash, where in Cali are you? Leane and Staffy are SoCal, I'm NorCal, and everyone else is out in the Middle Of Nowhere USA, the UK, or the Land of Oz!

 

*idly trips the next person to post other than Ash* :lol:

[goldeneys]

*is tripped*

*grabs Cads's legs and pulls them out from under her making her sit down very fast*

*jumps on top of her*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*tosses little Cheeky right off*

 

*hops up, and bashes the next poster over the head with an empty brew mug*