The Land of Doubles

[MsDanya]

people there cannot die but they can get killed.. poor things..

[MsDanya]

Miss and Mistress are there.  But that sux cause they don't have their Toys or Minions

 

poor Miss  :'(

[Toy and Minion]

There's no murder or theft.  But there's crooks and robbers.

[SBoydW]

*is not confused but is confused*

[Toy and Minion]

There is grass, but no lawn

 

There are bees, but no honey

 

There are no disease, but there is sickness

 

There is no night, but there is a moon

 

There are queens, but no kings

 

Princesses, but no Princes

 

No electricity, but there are cellphones

 

 

[JenniferL]

In the Land of Doubles, there are doors, but no windows.  Books, but no paper. Floppy disks, but no hard drives.

[son of battles]

there's always lots of food, but nothing to drink.. though they can't cook anyway, they have no stoves.. but hey, even though there's no water to drink, they always have booze..

[MsDanya]

In the land of Doubles there are no cups, plates, forks, knifes, only spoons and pizzaboxes.

[Moghedian]

In the Land of Doubles there are trees, but no plants... :'(

[Thorum]

In the land of doubles people don't swim, but in they have competitions for swimming.

[Toy and Minion]

In the Land of Doubles, there is no land, or doubles.

[Thorum]

and no of either.

[Hybrid]

Let's see if I can get it ...

In the Land of Doubles, there is no snow, but there is skiing.

There is no money, but there are dollar bills.

[Sven]

The capital of the Land of Doubles is Woolloomooloo.  Wooloomooloo is of course a settlement - for there isn't a town, city, village, metropolis, megalopolis, urban centre, conurbation, municipality, hamlet, property or estate anywhere to be found.

[MsDanya]

well, they do have that little village over there.

[Thorum]

And they've even got a village, Sven. Though you don't exist (don't worry, me, Hybrid or Danya neither)

 

But best of all: there's lots of beer, but no hangovers

[Hybrid]

Yeah, the Land of Doubles sounds like a pretty fun place to live in.

After all, there's lots and lots of good, but no evil or bad.

[Alys Kinch]

y'all are in the land of doubles, but there is no me and there is no you.

[Toy and Minion]

There's no entertainment, or super fun times.

[Moghedian]

There is no brie or camembert, but there is cheddar.

[Thorum]

Nobody is an optimist, and everyone is a pessimist

[Moghedian]

There is a Moggy, but not a Moghedian... ::)

[Sven]

well, they do have that little village over there.

 

Curses!  I knew I was pushing my luck with such a long list.

Of course, one is never wrong in the Land of Doubles; though naturally one may be incorrect.

[Hybrid]

You aren't allowed to make estimates in the Land of Doubles, but you are allowed to make guesses.