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* uses the 18 volt portable hand drill that he had the wife get him for Christmas to drill a hole through his skull large enough to accept the spout of the funnel that he usually uses to add power-mix to his chain saw tank (approximately 1/2 inch diameter) *

* is suddenly slightly disoriented for some reason *

* inserts the tip of the funnel into the new hole *

* takes several attempt to hit the hole *

* pours liquid soap into the funnel *

* sloshes the soap around to try to clean the inside of his head *

* stands on his head upside down to drain the dirty soap back out after he's pretty sure that he adequately removed as many nasty thoughts as possible *

* stands back up the right way *

* blows bubbles out the newly formed blow hole *

* goes to find a 1/2 inch cork to plug the hole with *

* can't remember where the corks are *

Darn soap seems to have washed away my cork memory!  >:(

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* tries to remember where the wife keeps the mixer *

* clean brain is not working too well *

* must have washed out some other stuff along with the smut *

* nods *

* nods off *

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* tries to remember where the wife keeps the mixer *

* clean brain is not working too well *

* must have washed out some other stuff along with the smut *

* nods *

* nods off *

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*wonders what the use of that post was*

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See now, what you should have done was stick an electric mixer in there. That would have got things clean right quick.

That's what ::)

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