The Gwampy Thread

[GrandpaG]

Gotta go.

 

The wife is bribing me with a hot bowl of home made vegetable soup.

:)

[reyler]

Couldn't she just bribe you with sex?

[mcs0083]

Wait.

Older people have sex? :o

[GrandpaG]

It's not a pretty sight.

:-[

 

Maybe in another few weeks we'll see how the newly-overhauled ticker performs...can't be any worse than the old clogged up model!!!  >:(

[mcs0083]

So therefor reyler could be wrong in this case?

If I were gwamps's age I would totally go for the soup.

[GrandpaG]

At this point in time, the soup is much more appealing.  :-[

[mcs0083]

Man. It must suck. If only you wre 20 years younger ;D

[GrandpaG]

Yes-sir-eee-bob.

 

Life was a lot more fun 20 years ago.

 

Never took so much as an aspirin back then.

 

Would have craved sex over soup any time, any place.

 

But, I did my time and paid my dues.

 

I have no desire to go back and relive those times.

 

I've earned my old age and I intend to enjoy it for what it is for as long as I am allowed to...and then I'll die.

 

* shrugs *

 

How did I get up onto THAT soap box?

???

[mcs0083]

I think reyler put you there.

Which means that a painful occurance should be coming your way shortly.

[GrandpaG]

* waits patiently *

[mcs0083]

Yeah.

You'll have to wait until the weekend is over probably.

[reyler]

Lemon party... *shakes head and looks away*

[mcs0083]

What's a frickin lemon party.

[reyler]

I would tell you to Google it but I would totally get in trouble if I did.

[mcs0083]

Wait......EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[GrandpaG]

* checks his left pants pocket *

* lingers for a while as he searches his right pants pocket *

* shakes his gleeman's cloak because he doesn't want to go through all of the hidden pockets *

* balls of all sizes and colors bounce in all directions *

* throwing knives clang on the floor *

* a pair of girl's undies drift to a halt atop of the knives *

:-[

How did THOSE get in there?

::)

* goes over to the locker where he stores his Court Bard garb *

* a thorough search produces nothing *

* a little idea light bulb pops up above his First Fool's hat *

* he forms a weave for a gateway and opens it then steps through *

* over beside the tequilla lake he bends down to stare along the shore *

>:(

CRAP!!!

>:(

I thought I might have lost it while taking a dip...guess not.

* some Wolfkin pups sneak up on him and tackle him *

* they get more gentle when they notice the wounds from his recent ticker rebuild *

* their licks make the wounds feel better *

Have you little tikes seen my Google?

* the pups look puzzled *

I need to find out what a lemon party is but I seem to have misplaced my Google.

* the male pup lifts his leg and pees on Gwampy's boot *

* his buddy gets the other boot *

* the females watch with wolfish grins *

Very funny, boys.  >:(

* the pups just grin devilishly * >:D

[reyler]

I think you already know!

[mcs0083]

I didn't even have to look.

I just remembered that I read somewhere lemon some times means.....Ugh*shivers*

Great. Now we have to go on a quest to find your Google Gwamps. :) lol

[reyler]

Or he could stop acting like he can't use the internet

[mcs0083]

Then how is he on here now? :-\IS HE USING HIS MIND?! :o

[Thorum]

either his or yours...

 

Which would mean...

 

No.

[GrandpaG]

"A bad day in fantasy is better than a good day in reality."

-- GrandpaG original saying.

 

 

I like to pretend.

It's much easier and far more fun than being serious.

Serious minds belong over in the Structured world.

Mine doesn't fit there for long.

I like to pretend.

 

* hears an echoing sound *

Must be my hollow head acting up again.

:-[

[reyler]

Not only that, but just about every theory you post over that way gets shot down hard.

[GrandpaG]

So true.

I just don't fit in with the serious folk.

Much better with those who understand fun and fantasy.

 

Hi, sweetie!

 

I'd love to stay and spam a while, but I've already been here too long.

Gotta git up and move around.

Don't want no blood clots messing up the new improved ticker, ya see.

 

Wifey is gone to Walmart with the oldest grandson, so maybe I can sneak back in later?

Bye for now.

:-*

[reyler]

I thought you were diesel-powered