The Gwampy Thread

[Jelly]

*laughs*

[loki redfern]

ahhhh it burns, it burns. but its a nice burn :)

[GrandpaG]

"In-a-ga-da-da-vee-da baby...don't you know that I'll always be true"

 

* head bobbin' *

* hummin' the rest to Rey *

 

Is that better, sweetie? 8)

 

* pulls off a nice juicy finger *

* offers it to Rey as a quick snack *

 

Have you spammed my "First Fool" post yet?  Please?  :-*

[loki redfern]

:o he  :o :-* :o revel :o :o :o

[reyler]

Where'd you get all those eyes, loki? Are you secretly a spider?

 

*tips Gwampy into the trash compacter and doesn't look back*

[loki redfern]

*puts cup under to the spigot to get juiced gwampy*

[GrandpaG]

Better than getting Gwampy juiced!!! :o

 

* remembers last time he was juiced *

* what a disgusting odor *

* looked bad too *

 

You see, Gwampy barfs when he's juiced!!! :(

 

It used to be such fun when I was a lad...now it's just plain bad!!!

 

But...

 

Maybe a little Gwampy juice would be refreshing!  Pass me a swig, eh? :)

[loki redfern]

*is confuzled*

*bites a salmon*

[Jelly]

:-\

*hands a cup of tea*

I imagine it'd taste better than liquidised human...

 

 

(That doesn't look as though it's spelt right?)

[loki redfern]

even so, its the best way to serve most humans

[Moghedian]

It could be...

*Bites...someone!*

*Dramatic music*

DUH-DUH-DUM!!!

[loki redfern]

*bites back* ..we already vampires round here ..with chooseable coloured teeth

[reyler]

*milks loki*

[GrandpaG]

* scratches head *

???

 

But Red's not a girl!

 

* ponders some more *

* shrugs *

 

Oh, well...pour me a mug, please.

 

* takes a swig of Loki milk *

* curls upper lip *

* shakes head *

* wrinkles nose *

* barfs *

 

Tastes like recycled pirate's rum!!!

 

* considers last statement *

 

He IS a pirate!!!

 

Where'd you get that milk from again?

???

::)

:o

[reyler]

From loki's udders.

[GoodGrief]

*makes cheese*

 

*sells cheese*

 

*buys another Loki and goes into business*

[loki redfern]

:-\ ... you want more loki..

[GrandpaG]

From loki's udders.

 

 

:-[

:o

 

Rey said the "U" word!

:o

:-[

[loki redfern]

teats?

[Jelly]

*pouncetacklehugglesnugglesandeverythinginbetween*

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

 

*realises she's meant to be evil..*

*returns to sipping poison*

Want some? :)

[loki redfern]

er cake?

[Jelly]

Poison. *continues offering GranpaG some poison*

[loki redfern]

..but hmmmm.. ok pie.

[GrandpaG]

Thanks anyway, sweetie...can't handle the poison like I could in my younger days!  Sure was fun back then! ;D

[Jelly]

Ohh, that's a shame...well, there's always tea. Would you like some tea?