The Gwampy Thread

[GrandpaG]

It's too hot to spam.

[reyler]

But it's too sousaphone not to spam.

[mcs0083]

John Phillip is not amused.

[reyler]

Is he aroused instead?

[GrandpaG]

Gwampy was here.

[reyler]

I'm afraid I'll need more evidence than that to be convinced.

[mcs0083]

Like a longer post. And one that makes me laugh. *GASP* Do we have an impostor in our midst?!

[Locke]

*drags MCS out* Nope.

[reyler]

*sics the pterodactyls on ye charlatans*

[GrandpaG]

*sics the pterodactyls on ye charlatans*

 

 

OOoopppsss...sorry...hit the wrong button.

 

But, since I'm already here and to avoid double posting, I'll ask you this:

 

"Have you ever tried to quit an addiction? Say, for example, smoking. Or spamming. Or RPing. Or jamming. Or fishing. Or hunting. Or anything that you enjoy but others disapprove. Eating? Watching TV?"

 

No reason. Just needed something to post so you would know that it's me.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

have you ever noticed that most of the wheel of time is about addiction?

[reyler]

I thought it was about Robert Jordan's secret longing to be a woman.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

so you think he wanted to be the spankee and not the spanker? possible. but still addiction.

[reyler]

No, mostly I think he wanted to wear dresses. Maybe he was just a transvestite.

[GrandpaG]

Maybe he was Scottish.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

does that explain the embroidery?

[reyler]

Mayhap. WoT is not immune to the Author Appeal trope. Many a scene there is which I suspect was written haltingly and with only hand.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

dragon naturally speaking and no hands.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

ya, addiction.

[reyler]

By which I meant the other hand was clearly up to something underneath the writing desk at the time.

 

Also, stop trying to blame your meth habit on your reading choices.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i understood exactly what you meant. believe it or not, one of the very first things the internet was used for involved one handed typing.

 

and then dragon naturally speaking freed both hands. which is better.

 

the wheel of time is about addiction, and not just the perverted kind, but that's definitely a major part of it.

 

the power is all addiciton, opioid i'd say, and written by someone with experience. the taint is a good sick.

 

mat's dagger is an even more specific addiciton.

 

my addicitions are legal, but i'll excuse the personal attack because it's spammy so i'm not supposed to take it personally. right?

Edited June 23, 2011 by cindy

[reyler]

"Personal attack"? Wow do I hope you're not really that thin-skinned.

[Naked~Frog]

I'm thick skinned. That's why I need no clothes.

[reyler]

They are, at least in your case, recommended nevertheless.

[Naked~Frog]

Oh yes, I had forgotten your jealously. It's okay honey, I may let all see, but only you may touch :)