The Gwampy Thread

[Anoxanmore]

How do you know?

[Guest BaLefireP]

I know....a lot of things....that I am not supposed to...

 

 

Just ask Eel

[Anoxanmore]

ROFL.. there is nothing Eel knows that I don't know. :D

[Guest BaLefireP]

when it comes to me there is!  :P

[Anoxanmore]

Oh?

[Guest BaLefireP]

yes...

 

 

should I have not said that?  ;D

[Anoxanmore]

Oh I don't know lol :D

[Guest BaLefireP]

We are....VERY good friends...

[Anoxanmore]

As are we, (Eel and I)

[GrandpaG]

Gawkers.  Peep show peepers.  Peeping Toms.  Silent observers.

 

For countless days I posted and they came to read my lines.  The Faithful Forty Fans.  Always eager to gaze upon the beauty of the day.  Anxious to see what could be seen.  But, when it came time to interact, they fled.  They remained silent.  They posted not a word (with one exception whom I thanked properly).

 

It made me feel violated.  All that time I thought that we were enjoying each other, it was them gawking at my words.  Craving more of me.  Giving nothing in return.  A faceless rape.  Being touched by unseen hands.  Performing on TV for an audience that you can never get an ovation or a boo from.  Sure, some people do that for a living.  I write for the attention.  No attention, no words.

 

Gawkers.  Word thieves.  No-pay Johns and Janes.  Old news.

[Anoxanmore]

Awww... that is sad. :(

[GrandpaG]

And unnecessary.

 

What harm would it have done for a few of them to say something like:

 

"GrandpaG, you're a crazy old fart!  But I look forward to reading your posts."

 

or

 

"Why didn't you just kill the bad guy and let Jon live?"

 

or

 

"That was a sick pun with Jackson and Datsun."

 

or

 

"You're concept of life after death is...unique."

 

or

 

"You suck."

 

 

Anything would have been better than silence.

 

I really didn't think that my request for feedback was out of line.

[Anoxanmore]

Well GG I think you are a crazy old fart and I enjoyed your stories when I had time to read them. :D

[GrandpaG]

Thank you.

 

* writes a mental note to remove Anox from the Gawker list *  ;)

[Anoxanmore]

ROFL to be fair I didn't gawk so much but I didn't know what to choose when you asked for replies. :(

 

I guess I wanted to see how the story turned out in your mind. :)

 

Which is probably never why I got into the whole Choose your own adventure novels.

[Guest BaLefireP]

Thank you.

 

* writes a mental note to remove Anox from the Gawker list *  ;)

Why you good for  nothing, low down greasy haired skunk! remove me from that list as well!  ;)

[reyler]

See Gwampy, I found it, not that difficult.

[Ireond]

How hard were you looking? It could be really difficult for those that aren't looking..

[Talmanes]

Like blind people...

[reyler]

All the slacker had to do was sort the board by order of replies.

[Locke]

Key word there, "to".

[reyler]

*locks Ick out in the frozen tundra*

[GrandpaG]

By order of WHAT?

 

Anyway......

 

 

IT'S BACK!!!

 

 

 

* hugs his long lost thread *

 

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you!

 

 

* hears wifey stirring about *

* senses danger *

 

"She thinks that I quit spamming! SSSHHHHHHHhhhhh!!!"

 

* tries to sneak over to the First Fool thread for a peek *

[reyler]

You did quit. Years ago.

[Locke]

Sweet, front row spot to all Packer games!