The Gwampy Thread

[Lord of 13]

<_< Manual, please.

[Anoxanmore]

I wonder if I can get my hands on Americium versus Plutonium so it has more bang. 

[Guest BaLefireP]

*boom*

[Lord of 13]

*bang*

[Guest BaLefireP]

*crACK*

[Lord of 13]

*the rack*

[Guest BaLefireP]

*the steel*

[Lord of 13]

Iron Maiden!

[Guest BaLefireP]

Aiel man!

[Lord of 13]

Suicidal! :P

[Guest BaLefireP]

monkeys

[Lord of 13]

-.- Ed? What did you do to Ed? Hmm?

[Guest BaLefireP]

hit him... 8)

[Lord of 13]

Aw... my smiley!

[Guest BaLefireP]

>:D

[Lord of 13]

Fine. 8)

[Guest BaLefireP]

This came in an email. I thought it was funny.

 

 

As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

 

    As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

 

    I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place.

 

    I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I played out my heart and soul.

 

    As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I'd never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the  Forest . I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car.

 

    As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, Sweet Jeezuz, Mary 'n Joseph, I have never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.

[Anoxanmore]

The pillow monkey man is dead! :D

[Guest BaLefireP]

oh well!

[Anoxanmore]

It is good really.

[Guest BaLefireP]

is it?

[Anoxanmore]

Yes, you'll have to trust me on this one.

[GrandpaG]

Trust must be earned over time.

[Anoxanmore]

Not true GG, you can trust someone till they betray you. :)

[Anoxanmore]

Which is what I do.