The Gwampy Thread

[bad company]

Why did I know rey rey would do a semi spoiler

[Monty]

GWAAAAAAAMPY

[reyler]

It was the best example to illustrate my point, that's why.

 

And that's not much of a spoiler.

[GrandpaG]

I was just being silly.

 

And I agree with your observation.

 

But.

 

I will NEVER criticize BS.

 

Even attempting to finish the WOT series is truly remarkable...let alone doing a good job of it.  How do you spell COO-DOAHS?

 

 

 

BURP!!!

 

:o

Excuse me!!!

 

 

Just finished a bowl of Oriental flavor Ramon noodles with Cajun seasoning added.

 

Every now and then I get the urge.

 

Zero grams of trans fat, you see.

 

Cheap snack.

 

Hardly ever makes you burp...unless you're spamming Fiddlesticks!  :-[

 

Think I'll go make me a deli turkey sandwich as a chaser.

 

Bye for now.

Love,

Gramps.

[reyler]

Nobody is immune from criticism no matter what their undertaking, Gwampy.

 

Also, "kudos".

[Monty]

*props*

 

<_<

[bad company]

Kudo's and props would cover conrgats yes

[reyler]

Props are for stagehands, and stagehands are for meat cleavers.

[bad company]

And meat cleavers are for demonic milkmen

[reyler]

Dead Milkmen is such an underrated band.

[Monty]

what kind of music do they play?

[GrandpaG]

Stinky cheese music, I would guess.

 

 

 

(Stinky = dead)

(cheese = dead milk)

(Dead Milkman = stinky cheese)

(simple logic)

;D

[reyler]

Why is everything with Gwampy always putrid?

[GrandpaG]

More-so here than in that other (real) world where everything has to be prim and proper.  One must let one's hair dangle when spamming.  Releases the tension knots, you see.  ;)

[reyler]

Funny you should mention knots and tension. *wraps rope around Gwampy's skull, twists and twists and twists until it bursts* There's a name for that, but I can't recall it.

[Monty]

tensile force? bleh, i've never been a physicist.

[reyler]

No, I mean the specific method of torturing and potentially killing someone by tightening a rope around their head.

[Monty]

i cannot find it's like on google

[reyler]

Google hates you and everyone who looks like you.

[Monty]

I look like this, with less pouty lips, and generally less "COME AND SEE WHY I LOOK LIKE THIS" attitude that emanates from him

 

[reyler]

You aren't sustaining enough trauma to the face, then *gets the golf clubs*

[Monty]

oh hai! can you teach me how to play that?

[reyler]

What, "Facebusters"?

[GrandpaG]

Funny you should mention knots and tension. *wraps rope around Gwampy's skull, twists and twists and twists until it bursts* There's a name for that, but I can't recall it.

 

 

Spam is relaxing...this..."method of torture"...is not relaxing.

 

I therefore dub it to be known from this day forward as:

 

 

 

 

 

"ANTI-SPAM"

[GrandpaG]

* ponders *

::)