High Noon

[Canis Rufus]

*Standing alone out side the Bands Saloon Canis twiches at his Brew Pistols waiting for the Copper to show*

 

Don't you worry None BLACK ENVEY Nobody talks about my Horse.........

 

*Yells into the Saloon you come out Copper!!!!*

 

 

(Welcomes all other to attend and particapate in an old fashioned BREW BATTLE ROYAL!!!!)

[goldeneys]

*watches to see what happens*

Canis you gonna be in big trouble for this

[Canis Rufus]

*spits in the dirt*

 

Be in big Trouble.........

 

 

I am big touble!!! :twisted:

 

*Shoots goldeneyes with Brew gun*

[Spacey]

*comes in and immediately begins to laugh hysterically*

 

Oh, that is classic!

 

*breaks into song*

 

Oh those rules,

 

You gotta know when to break 'em,

Know when to fake 'em,

Know when to walk away,

And know when to run..

 

You never count your tankards,

When you're sittin' at the table,

There'll be time enough for countin',

When the showdown's done!

 

*unfolds a lawnchair and sits back with a brew to watch*

 

This ought to be great!

 

*yells over at Canis*

 

I think they are skeert Canis...only two things standing between them and you...fear and common sense!

 

*tosses Canis an unopened bottle of brew for extra ammo*

 

*drinks brew*

[MsDanya]

*settles down next to Spacey to watch the fun* :D

[Corki]

Blade and now Canis causing trouble! The Redarms will be in for a hard term! lol!

[North Star]

yes, but is good fun! :D im sure we can create a diversion for the redarms....mwhahaha....

[North Star]

yes, but is good fun! :D im sure we can create a diversion for the redarms....mwhahaha....

[goldeneys]

*pulls out his own brew gun and returns fire*

I thought you were going to shoot Heli

[Guest Cadsuane]

*settles in with Danya and Spacey to watch, trying to avoid civilian spray from Cheeky's brew gun*

 

Fight fight fight! Where's Helike?! I put 10 on her to win...

[Spacey]

*holds up a tankard to catch overspray brew*

 

Hey, more for me. :)

 

*drinks brew*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*looks jealously at Spacey's full mug*

 

*digs around for spare Mug*

 

Aha! *fills it with brew*

 

Good idea, Spacey!

[Helike]

*A hush falls over the camp as a slim figure emerges from the heat waves rising off the ground. Her fur cloak snaps in the breeze, partly tamed by the bow and full quiver on her back. She maintains a lazy strut, oddly emphasized by the large quarterstaff in her small hand, apparently being used as a walking stick. Her other hand rests on a strange belt, covered in small cylindrical beads topped by feathers.*

 

*As she nears the center of the disturbance, she sees a man on a donkey yelling obscenities through the tavern window.*

 

*She stops a few feet away and glares at the man.*

 

*Suddenly a megaphone is in her hand and she addresses the spectators loudly while flashing a red sleeve*

 

 

 

 

 

THIS IS A HOSTAGE SITUATION HERE!!! CLEAR THE AREA!!!

RED ARM BUSINESS!!! CLEAR THE AREA!!

I REPEAT: THIS IS A HOSTAGE SITUATION!!!!!

CLEAR THE AREA!!

THE BREW MUST BE RESCUED AT ALL COSTS!!!

LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR VICTIMS OF FRIENDLY FIRE!!!!

 

 

*Fast as lightning she throws the megaphone away and makes her move.....*

[goldeneys]

*doesn't move an inch*

*watches*

[Leane_Shariff]

*walks in with her brew supersoaker 10,000*

*sprays Canis with brew so that he's soaked just enough that the clothes soak all the brew, not letting a drop fall onto the ground*

[Canis Rufus]

*whistles to BLACK ENVEY and his mighty horse takes off running in what appers to be a mission of impotance*

 

We'll I thought you was just yeller Law dog, guess youi got some back bone after all.......

 

* Diving behind a close baracade whips out double Brew Pistals as he Catches Spaceys Brew in his Mouth. With sniper like reflexes shoots Heli little stick out of her hand and tags Goldey back to the real world with a blazing balst of cold Battle Brew*

 

rolling to a ducked stop Canis quickly reloads.

[goldeneys]

ohhhh that felt good

*pulls out his brew sniper and shoots Heli*

[Helike]

*As Canis knocks the staff from her left hand, Helike is busy jabbing him with dozens of her little belt decorations with her right*

 

*laughs as Canis jumps around. she knows that her belt decorations were more than just pretty beads. They're actually syringes filled with a concoction she likes to call The Thick Black Coffee of Sobriety, Bane of Drunkenness*

 

*takes cover behind Spacey and waits for the TBCoS to take affect.*

 

 

YOU'RE GOIN DOWN HORSE BOY!!!!

 

*tosses a dart at Goldie for GP*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*whispers to her seatmates Danya and Spacey - *

Oh, clever Helike! I knew she would come up with something good!

[goldeneys]

*evades the dart and shoots Heli some more*

hahahahaha darts :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Corki]

All Law breakers eventually get caught...just look at the recent arrests in Italy of a Mafia boss!

 

*nod nod*

[jester]

*walks in*

*settles down and takes out his flute*

*Plays the theme of: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly*

(had to google to find the name of the movie with that in it, but was worth it)

WHAT A WASTE OF BREW....good thing i dont drink...hehehe

[Spacey]

*whispers back to Cads*

 

Yes, she is good isn't she...I think we should make her official Bounty Hunter of the Band.

[Spacey]

*reaches in his pocket and pulls out a small bag and throws it at Canis*

 

*leans over and whispers to Cads*

 

Watch this...*chuckle*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*whispers excitedly*

 

Ooh, what was it?!