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Granted, but the money goes to an off shore account that gets robbed by russian hackers.

 

I wish mornings were easier.

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Granted, but now you have an instant-teenager for life.

 

I wish my my children could just get along when they have friends over.

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Granted, now salad is 1000 calories an ounce. Beef prices plummet due less feed required. Cow population quadruples, and cow farts now warm the earth up 150x faster.

I wish every steak I eat is better then the last.
 

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lol Balefire goes brrrrrr

Granted. Except it's one of those school grilled cheese sandwhiches made in the oven that you chip a tooth on.

I wish I didn't need caffeine to exist. 

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Granted. But 5 minutes after getting it done, your workload exploded and now you have 60 hours of work, all due by the end of the day.

 

I wish our there were 30 hours in a day instead of 24.

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Granted. Now the show never releases because everyone's gone full gluttony and party all the time.

I wish we could have our cake, and eat it to.

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Granted, but now every song you hear is on repeat constantly until the next one is heard.

 

I wish I had dinner, that I didn't have to make, that is just good food.

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