A coup, an attack, and a pizza

[Basel Gill]

The Mistress S'Ithi had been hosting a lovely dance party, with DJ Marsh in charge of the tunes.

 

 

Basel walked in, and felt the time was nigh for him to seize power. The M'Hael was nowhere to be seen. He wove Air to toss her minions every which way and threw fireballs at them.

 

 

This just left Ithi. He wove a fierce blast of Torture directly at her. He knew it was powerful, because his last victim was so panicked that she lost the Source completely and tried using a blade against the One Power.

 

 

Basel decided to take a moment to enjoy the party after that. He looked over to some non-channeling bystander about to eat a slice of pizza from the food table. "That's mine!" he called out. "Get your own."

 

[ed2funy]

Why has no one replied to this?

[ed2funy]

I mean, it doesn't make sense, but that is no reason not to!

[ed2funy]

I quite like the pizza. That was an interesting twist.

[ed2funy]

And this is dedicated to the one I love!

Oooo baby.

[ed2funy]

Which isn't you, Basel.

[Ironeyes]

I didn't see it. But no music for you, seeing as you tried to attack my Mistress. First Ishy, then Lenlo, sheesh! I'm all over the place trying to defend her honor!

[Songstress]

I didn't see it. But no music for you, seeing as you tried to attack my Mistress. First Ishy, then Lenlo, sheesh! I'm all over the place trying to defend her honor!

 

So much hard work. *pats Marsh on the head*

[Ironeyes]

*squirts water at the kitteh* Don't be condescending to me.

[Songstress]

Are you going to challenge me to a battle over it? Hmm?

[Ironeyes]

I'm already trying to goad Ishy into a battle. Quit distracting me.

[Songstress]

It's no less of a fair fight than what you're trying to force him into.

[Songstress]

Well, maybe slightly less fair.

[Ironeyes]

He's not that far behind me. And he did insult my Mistress. Would you rather she or Turin fight him?

[Ironeyes]

Ironeyes (2/3) Dedicated 8 6 10 8 25

 

Ishmael Forsaken (1/3) Dedicated 10 10 8 5 8

He has advantages in Fire and Earth.

[Songstress]

Ironeyes (2/3) Dedicated 8 6 10 8 25

 

Ishmael Forsaken (1/3) Dedicated 10 10 8 5 8

He has advantages in Fire and Earth.

Ironeyes (2/3) Dedicated 8 6 10 8 25

 

Ishmael Forsaken (1/3) Dedicated 10 10 8 5 8

He has advantages in Fire and Earth.

 

Right. And you won't attack with Spirit at all, where you have a 17 point advantage?

 

How about nobody has to battle anyone to "defend your Mistress' honor"?

[Ironeyes]

It's in my contract.

[Songstress]

*channels Fire to incinerate Marsh's contract*

 

Not anymore

[Ironeyes]

I can quote it to you. *goes to the Shadow boards to find it*

[Ironeyes]

I, the undersigned, will endeavor to defend the honor of my Mistress (designated above) in all things, using such ways as are available to me, including but not limited to battles of the One Power.

[Songstress]

Since you're not limited to that, you're likely to have to find other ways.

[Ironeyes]

I could insult him. But that would probably make people angry at me. Maybe I could find a picture of the guy in his avatar and make a funny gif. Do you know where it came from?

[Songstress]

It's Roger from American Dad.

[Ironeyes]

*cracks knuckles and opens another tab* Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Songstress]

Avatars can be changed, after all.