Is not a big fan of line dancing. it has too much of the DO about it.

Am changing my status to something to do with tents, so that Berf doesn't feel like I'm snubbing him lol.

Got caught in the Waste and assassinated

iI can't mess about on the public boards because there is someone trying to assassinate me out there somewhere :-(

Does not like it when her son is teething.

Berf seems to be stalking my status updates.

Am watching Lawrence of Arabia. Obiwan Kenobi is in it.

My two year old is not bothered about StarWars. I may be forced to do the unthinkable and let him watch Ja Ja Binks.

I've finally bought a laptop. No doubt it will die within three weeks as a result of one evil virus or another.

it's gone four in the morning and I'm not awake through choice.

Randomness is not necessarily a bad thing

Hurrah. just sold my tent on Ebay

Oh, you were finished? Oh, well, allow me to retort!