[Advanced] Gods and Demons Mafia - All your souls belong to Shad (Triads win)

[Cory Caboose]

Shotty Steve Urkel

[Cory Caboose]

During nights I become Stefon.

[Calder]

That show could only exist in the 90s. Made absolutely zero sense and we didnt question it.

[Cory Caboose]

Like they could afford that house on a cop's salary ffs

[Calder]

In all fairness that is every show. The people always work relatable jobs that dont pay much yet live in houses or apartments worth millions.

[Calder]

My bigger issue with that show was like is this a sitcom with a weird kid living with them or can they really travel through time?

[Cory Caboose]

They also were on a pirate ship once IIRC

[Cory Caboose]

Well, I guess that happens when you start travelling through time.

 

Wait what the hell

[Cory Caboose]

Imagine if like, House of Cards pulled some wonky crap like that.

[Calder]

On the next episode of Game of Thrones:

 

Jaime Lannister becomes a Cyborg and battles space Dracula.

 

^^^^ Conceivable Family Matters plot twist.

[Cory Caboose]

Vampslayer!

[alannalynn]

On the next episode of Game of Thrones:

 

Jaime Lannister becomes a Cyborg and battles space Dracula.

 

^^^^ Conceivable Family Matters plot twist.

I didn't know I wanted this

[Pralaya]

On the next episode of Game of Thrones:

 

Jaime Lannister becomes a Cyborg and battles space Dracula.

 

^^^^ Conceivable Family Matters plot twist.

 

So...

Game of Drones

[Calder]

 

On the next episode of Game of Thrones:

 

Jaime Lannister becomes a Cyborg and battles space Dracula.

 

^^^^ Conceivable Family Matters plot twist.

So...

Game of Drones

Yes!

 

A Song of Androids and Incest.

[Calder]

Speaking seriously - Jaime Lannister was a much better character when he was pushing children out of towers and killing admirers, rather than crying naked in bathtubs.

[Cory Caboose]

That's what happens when you get your spirit broken by an enormous Scandinavian English woman.

[Calder]

Who is also the commander of the First Order Storm Troopers. Theres your cyborg Lannister tie-in.

[Clovdyx]

On the next episode of Game of Thrones:

 

Jaime Lannister becomes a Cyborg and battles space Dracula.

 

^^^^ Conceivable Family Matters plot twist.

 

Looks like I found the theme for my next mafia game.

[Clovdyx]

Somebody figure out a gimmick for my favorite GoT characters.

 

Hint: It's Joffery.

 

Second hint: That surprises literally no one.

[Calder]

Joffrey is amazing. But, no character can match the underutilized Grand Maester Pycell.

[Calder]

 

On the next episode of Game of Thrones:

 

Jaime Lannister becomes a Cyborg and battles space Dracula.

 

^^^^ Conceivable Family Matters plot twist.

Looks like I found the theme for my next mafia game.

Who is the only Dracula that should be recognized? This is an important question.

[Clovdyx]

The one on the chocolatey cereal box.

[Calder]

The one on the chocolatey cereal box.

The correct answer was Gary Oldman.

[Cory Caboose]

what is a man but a miserable pile of secrets

[Eldrick4221]

 

 

Pretty sure a wild, untamed Zander can break anyone

You're welcome :D

 

Did you think when you chose him that he would survive to the end of the game?

 

no. I knew it would clear him D1, so we could focus on not him.