The Inn

[Cairos]

*gets whipped*

 

Muwahahaha I like the whipping! Ok I'll stop slurping!

[LilyElizabeth]

So, you don't like the wet noodle? Try a real whip (again). *whips* Slurp on that!

[Cairos]

It's my 50 shades of gray! Whips don't phase me! :)

 

It tickles....lol

[Cairos]

SLURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

 

Muwahahaha

[al'Leif Dratoran]

*ties Cairos to a waterboarding rack*

 

Lets see if you like THIS!

[Cairos]

*drinks all the water before getting waterboarded*

 

BURP!!!!!

[al'Leif Dratoran]

Oh Noes!

*As tank refills with 18 mol Sulfuric Acid*

[Cairos]

My stomach can handle anything! And the acid in our stomach is one of the strongest acid with a pH of 1.4-1.6. So I can handle it! Oh and I'm Korean and I can take spicy too!

[al'Leif Dratoran]

Ah but this concentration of Sulfuric acid will give you hydrolysis chemical burn and second degree thermal burns, it ill also cause permanent blindness in the yes and wreak rreverible damage if swallowed. This concentration of H2S04 is also know to cause cancer.

[Cairos]

I'm crazy and evil so it wouldn't affect me this much! Muwahahaha

[al'Leif Dratoran]

Thwarted!

*Thinks hard on ways to kill Cairos*

[Cairos]

*takes Leif and ties him up in chains that are not affects by channeling*

 

Now now.......how can i kill you instead lol

[al'Leif Dratoran]

*spits on chains and they burn away under its touch*

 

Haha! I have been training my bodies saliva by eating increasingly hot chili peppers over the last few months!

[Cairos]

Oh nice job! I see you're a tough cookie to bake!

[al'Leif Dratoran]

*climbs out of oven Cairos just put him in*

Thank you!

[Cairos]

Hmmm.....what can i do....what can i do.....

 

*disappears for a bit to conjour up a plan*

[al'Leif Dratoran]

*strolls out of the inn*

I shall return another day

[al'Leif Dratoran]

*pops back in*

 

Remember, we're still recruiting at the Mating Dance for anyone interested!!

[Moon Sedai]

*dies*

[Cairos]

*turns Moon into a zombie princess*

 

Muwahahaha

[Moon Sedai]

*Shambles* 
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

[al'Leif Dratoran]

*Walks back in*

 

Turns Moon back to Cairos, I'll pass.

[Cairos]

*turns Moon into a zombie vampire who is fast and powerful*

 

Go get him Moon lol

[al'Leif Dratoran]

*shoots Moon with a silver bullet*

 

Drat wrong method!

 

*Ducks from a blow*

[Cairos]

*tackles Leif*

 

Where did you go?