Gossip Ghul New Edition *september*

[Hayl3y]

Now guys, i am still new in here. There are some of you that i don't know that well. So i'll need a hand to fill the holes in this after - summer edition

 

 

 

 

 

GOSSIP GHUL

september edition

 

what have our SG members done during summer ?

 

 

 

 

Shayol Ghul men at sea

 

You were all thinking that RTE and Bad Company were evil enough to act like real bad boys when going to the beach ? Unfortunately, you had it wrong. When they are on holidays, those two guys prefer to behave like real fashonistas.

 

 

 

 

Attacked by leeches (I need a female name)

 

This SG member got so drunk that she lost consciousness for 3 days. Unfortunately, that was long enough to be attacked by demonic leeches. Her life is not in danger anymore, but she will have red blisters on her face for at least 10 years.

 

 

this are real demonic leeches, it is not bacon at all *nods*

 

 

 

Costume party

 

Barm tried to find a fantastic idea of costume to go to a myddral party ... the crazy man wanted to make them laugh. But as u can guess, it didn't work...

 

 

The mydraals didn't like the costume at all, felt very insulted and tried to send him to the trollocs to be eaten raw.

 

 

Driving Lesson (I need a name)

 

This member's mother had to teach him/her how to drive this summer ... as u can see, the poor woman almost died from a heart attack.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rumor of the month : video game industry conspiring for low grades.

 

As usual in september, all the schools, university take up where they left before summer. Just in time for this event, new video games are being released on a monthly base to keep students from concentrating on their work. This month, Destiny and sims 4 have been released. And these two games alone will break havoc on many students schedules. If this weren't bad enough Dragon Age Inquisition will be released soon to insure that people who would have finished the two earlier games have a new challenge waiting. This prevents further studying up until december

 

 

 

A printed version of this can be available if u give me out singing trollocs (those are really rare).

[Hayl3y]

Horoscope

 

 

Aries - You should give our leader more presents if you want to be happy.

 

Taurus - You will feel very sick this month after having eaten too much.

 

Gemini - You will be very unlucky on the 23rd.

 

Cancer - You will feel tired in the evenings.

 

Leo - Don't forget to exercice, every now and then.

 

Virgo - You will play mafia at least once this month.

 

Libra - You are awesome, keep up the good work.

 

Scorpio - You will be stabbed.

 

Sagittarius - You will be tempted by something.

 

Capricorn - You will feel lonely, when you will be alone.

 

Aquarius - You will want to hurt a Pisces.

 

Pisces - You will mock an Aquarius.

[Moon Sedai]

Scorpio - You will be stabbed.

Right as always!

[Nynaeve]

Gemini - You will be very unlucky on the 23rd.

 

I'm pretty sure that applies to every day of the month lol   But good to know when I'll be getting my period :P

[Hayl3y]

well i had to kill a couple of virgins to get all those predictions ... so they must all be true *nods*

[Nynaeve]

Some sacrifices have to be made!

[Hayl3y]

problem is that there aren't that many virgins around, here

 

 

u guys, do not make my life easy

[LilyElizabeth]

That guy in the costume is Barm, and the two in the bikini tops are definitely RTE and Badco.

[Guest]

LOL great choices !

 

*rolls on the floor laughin*