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[Torrey_Smith's_Brother]

Nailed it!

[Andrej]

Arsis confirmed skipping leg days.

[hazelkrs1]

My keg is well defined

 

Ergo Swag thinks I'm manly

 

Thanks Swag

 

[Torrey_Smith's_Brother]

Am I allowed to post half-naked selfies?

 

I won't say which half is naked. Or if it's all one half.

[Torrey_Smith's_Brother]

WHAT DO YOU LIKE TRYING TO CHANNEL DESPOT?! I MUST KNOW

[Arsis]

Arsis confirmed skipping leg days.

I have squat day and deadlift day. Which one am I skipping again?

[Andrej]

Arsis doesn't even lift

[Torrey_Smith's_Brother]

The one that makes sense as a workout?

[hazelkrs1]

WHAT DO YOU LIKE TRYING TO CHANNEL DESPOT?! I MUST KNOW

"Channeling" is the thing that people do in the Wheel of Time instead of waving wands at stuff

 

Plus I think I'm pretty close. Most of the time when I strain real hard I fart but the other day I farted AND a remote fell off the table at the same time

 

/Unquestionable Results

[hazelkrs1]

Once I learn how to Channel I won't need to lift- I'll weave cords of Air and send weights so high up Swag's future ex-wife will propose to me on the spot

[hazelkrs1]

Nerds are the sex symbols of the future Swag and there's nothing you can do to stop us

 

Except flex or try and intimidate us but I doubt you'll do either of those things

[Torrey_Smith's_Brother]

Haaaaiiiiittttiiiaaaannnnnn Daaaaaannnnnggggeeerrrrr

[Torrey_Smith's_Brother]

I'm from a family of lawyers and I'm starting law school in May. I just never had to do anything in life so I just work out all the time. lol

[Torrey_Smith's_Brother]

AT LEAST I'M HONEST

[hazelkrs1]

Nerds could have saved Haiti from that hurricane

 

You prob woulda just tried squat thrusting till it turned around

 

And granted that prob would have worked but you would have looked soooooo ridiculous doing it

 

/Served

[Nolder]

I'm from a family of lawyers and I'm starting law school in May. I just never had to do anything in life so I just work out all the time. lol

What kind of law are you planning on going into?

[hazelkrs1]

I'm from a family of lawyers and I'm starting law school in May. I just never had to do anything in life so I just work out all the time. lol

Yeah since I obviously went to the stereotype that lifters are dumb jocks

 

Funny thing is on average more athletic people actually have higher iq's than less athletic people

 

But you still won't be able to stop us. We'll roleplay how to beat you in our ubiquitous dungeons and dragons games till we have the perfect strategy to overcome the swolls of the world

[Torrey_Smith's_Brother]

I'm torn. More than likely labor or corporate, I thought about potentially being a lobbyist in D.C. too... In the end, I don't know if I lack enough of a conscience to do high-level corporate law.

[Torrey_Smith's_Brother]

Pfft. I got enough MMO experience to hold my own.

 

get@me

[hazelkrs1]

Face it Swag

 

We have basically already won

[hazelkrs1]

Pfft. I got enough MMO experience to hold my own.

 

get@me

Well then crap I guess we're screwed

 

I'll alert the nerd hierarchy

 

Unless you're interested in switching sides? Before you ask YES we have pocket protectors and YES they are total chick magnets

[Torrey_Smith's_Brother]

Do the pocket protectors come in purple?

[Andrej]

Yes.

 

Red as well.

[Torrey_Smith's_Brother]

In that case, sign me up.

[hazelkrs1]

Yes

 

But it has a picture of Twilight Sparkle on it so everyone will think you're a brony