Back from Cairhien and boy am I fancy

[The Dragon al'thor]

Daes Dae'mar has seeped through to my bones, and as such I come with a fancy new thread.

 

 

 

 

 

How many Tinkers does it take to make a rainbow?

 

 

-Just one

 

 

 

 

How many Aes Sadai does it take to change a light bulb?

 

 

 

-Three. One to take charge and organize the matter, one to try to figure out how to slide around agreeing to change the light bulb, and one to look down at and scold the person hired to change the light bulb.

 

 

 

What did the Tinker say the the Gleeman?

 

 

-Hey nice cloak!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[The Dragon al'thor]

How did the Aiel clean the wetlander's pool?

 

 

-They didn't.

 

 

 

What do you do to a forsaken with a cavity?

 

 

-Balefire...?? BALEFIRE!

 

 

 

What do you get when you cross a Trolloc and a Myrdraal?

 

 

- A bad time.

 

[The Dragon al'thor]

What do you bring to a Trolloc cookout?

 

 

-Just yourself... and a few dozen friends....

 

 

 

Knock Knock

 

 

Whose there?

 

 

Compulsion 

 

 

Come in Master

 

 

 

 

Why is the Illuminator Guild so hard pressed to keep secrets?

 

 

- Because they always blow up in their face.

 

[The Dragon al'thor]

What game do Asha’man play for fun?

 

 

-Portal

 

 

 

How many Ogier does it take to tell and finish story?

 

 

-Well you see, there was this really interesting passage from around FY 990, during Artur paendrag Tanreall’s reign that perfectly correlates with the solution we are looking for in this conundrum. In fact . . .

 

 

 

How does one know when they are steep in the workings of the Game of Houses?

 

 

-One does not simply

 

know when they are steep in the workings of the Game of Houses…

 

 

 

How do you upset an Aes Sadai?

 

 

- Ask her if she knows the weave for dieting.

 

[The Dragon al'thor]

[Panchi]

Hi!

 

Too many spoilers to open >.<

[The Dragon al'thor]

Did they....spoil it?

[RandA lThor]

Lol those were pretty funny. 

 

It looks like I've got a similar name competitor.  Jk, nice avi though.

[The Dragon al'thor]

Hey thanks, and here I thought I was only entertaining myself.    

And the more al'thors the better!

I can only wonder about all the other al'thors out there somewhere. The wheel weaves...

[Panchi]

Lol those were pretty funny. 

 

It looks like I've got a similar name competitor.  Jk, nice avi though.

 

At least the avi isn't similar too

[Panchi]

Did they....spoil it?

 

I hoped...but no

[The Dragon al'thor]

Good good, cause i'm not done yet. These jokes may be getting worse  but I shall post on!

 

How do you blow a Tinkers mind?

 

 

 

-Show them Pandora!

 

 

 

Who would win in a staring match between a Myrdraal, a Gray Man, a Deathwatch Guard, and al’Lan Mandragoran? 

 

 

- Seriously? Lord of the Seven Towers, Lord of the Lakes, True Blade of Malkier, Defender of the Wall of First Fires, Bearer of the Sword of the Thousand Lakes, al’Lan Mandragoran of course. May he sever the shadow. Nynaeve.

 

 

 

What is the second most dangerous thing to do in the Three-fold land?

 

-Upset a Maiden of the Spear.

 

What is the single most dangerous thing to do in the Three-fold land?

 

-Upset her first-sister.

 

[The Dragon al'thor]

Why did the Ogier travel all night to get to the restaurant?

 

 

-He felt the Longing…for a sandwich, and to be fair, it was a really good sandwich

 

 

 

What would be a stressful job in the Seanchan Empire?

 

 

-Being the royal mattress da’covale to the empress, may she sleep forever.

 

 

 

So two Children of the Light, a Dark Friend, a Tinker, an Aes Saidai, three Warders, five of those very forward farm girls Faile always goes on about, and Mat Cauthon walk into a tavern….

[The Dragon al'thor]

[Panchi]

Expect for the dog I didn't find anything funny...you can say that I have no sense of humor

[The Dragon al'thor]

Its okay   i'm mostly entertaining myself here. I can post more dogs though!

 

[RandA lThor]

Hahaha nice.  Lol I loved the previous ones too.

[Panchi]

Dog one is funny!

[The Dragon al'thor]

*Weaves Compulsion*

Dog- "Where am I? Whats going on?"

[Niniel]

Great to see you again!

[The Dragon al'thor]

Oh hey there

Great to see you to!

 

 

 

 

 

[RandA lThor]

Hahahaha oh my god that cat

[Panchi]

Scary

[The Dragon al'thor]

Nothing is scarier than the intensity of a dog with cake

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[The Dragon al'thor]