3-word story

[LilyElizabeth]

as always. But

[hazelkrs1]

without his Depends©

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

or blueies, he'd

[Nar Shadda Han]

descend into madness

[hazelkrs1]

because of poopypants (no wonder he normally don't wear any)

[LilyElizabeth]

Baby New Year was a happy child. Unbeknownst to Ishy, he fathered triplets this time. They were cute but very hairy little girls. Their Mom was hairier. She attracted Ishy with whiskey. Carefully sowing destruction, they created the babies in the images of the Forsaken, but with minds much, much smarter than those of the addle-pated ewoks, who had manscaped themselves into oblivion. Ishy thought how drunk was he? He knew he looked amazing as always, but without his Depends or his bluesies, he'd descend into madness because of poopypants, Despo's poopypants, actually. 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

they'd shared pants

[LilyElizabeth]

Changing the subject lol

 

Baby New Year was a happy child. Unbeknownst to Ishy, he fathered triplets this time. They were cute but very hairy little girls. Their Mom was hairier. She attracted Ishy with whiskey. Carefully sowing destruction, they created the babies in the images of the Forsaken, but with minds much, much smarter than those of the addle-pated ewoks, who had manscaped themselves into oblivion. Ishy thought how drunk was he? He knew he looked amazing as always, but without his Depends or his bluesies, he'd descend into madness because of poopypants, Despo's poopypants, actually. They'd shared pants. 

 

Baby loved Lily

[Moon Sedai]

to eat yogurt

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

rather than blood

[LilyElizabeth]

but she preferred

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

uncongealed fresh foods

[hazelkrs1]

so the baby

[LilyElizabeth]

didn't want to

[Panchi]

eat spoiled food.

[hazelkrs1]

Meanwhile, in Pandyland,

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

sexual harassment panda

[hazelkrs1]

was giving a

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

pep talk to

[Nar Shadda Han]

the man who

[hazelkrs1]

"accidentally" rubbed against

[LilyElizabeth]

Baby New Year was a happy child. Unbeknownst to Ishy, he fathered triplets this time. They were cute but very hairy little girls. Their Mom was hairier. She attracted Ishy with whiskey. Carefully sowing destruction, they created the babies in the images of the Forsaken, but with minds much, much smarter than those of the addle-pated ewoks, who had manscaped themselves into oblivion. Ishy thought how drunk was he? He knew he looked amazing as always, but without his Depends or his bluesies, he'd descend into madness because of poopypants, Despo's poopypants, actually. They'd shared pants. 

 

Baby loved Lily to eat yogurt, rather than blood, but she preferred uncongealed fresh foods, so the baby didn't want to eat spoiled food. 

 

Meanwhile, in Pandyland, sexual harrassment panda was giving a pep talk to the man who "accidentally" rubbed against himself when he 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

changed the calendar

[LilyElizabeth]

to reflect the

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

never ending cycle