A Battle of Wits

[WWWwombat]

 

 

I am pointsed out, oh hey that reminds me it's June...

I will give you my respect and my spam.

either way, be as witless as you like.

and wrap it in an enigma... a shiny red one, please.

 

You understand far too much.  Luckily, my triumph is inevitable.

as is your downfall but only because life is furiously meaningless.

 

let us drink, post, and be silly for tomorrow we're cloudflared

 

 

Indeed.

 

I must away for now.  Raincheck?

[WWWwombat]

and sign up for 100 qs if you would, dear... we're shy on witty respondents.

 

Maybe.  I did it back when it was 25 or 50 I think.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

 

 

I am pointsed out, oh hey that reminds me it's June...

I will give you my respect and my spam.

either way, be as witless as you like.

and wrap it in an enigma... a shiny red one, please.

 

 

You understand far too much.  Luckily, my triumph is inevitable.

 

as is your downfall but only because life is furiously meaningless.

let us drink, post, and be silly for tomorrow we're cloudflared

 

Indeed.

 

I must away for now.  Raincheck?

of course. you'll find me on my barstool posting like an idiot.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

and sign up for 100 qs if you would, dear... we're shy on witty respondents.

 

 

Maybe.  I did it back when it was 25 or 50 I think.

oh you are overdue.

 

and it will aid you in achieving your tertiary goal.

 

and perhaps your primary function.

[Niniel]

World wide witty Wombat?

[WWWwombat]

World wide witty Wombat?

Just in the Western Hemisphere right now, but I'll be expanding to Europe in a few weeks.

[WWWwombat]

*takes out a flask of something pungent and takes a swig*

 

So how is our nihilistic kitty?

[Lenlo]

 

 

 

 

 

can you back up that claim?

 

Yes.

 

 

prove it 

 

 

Such a claim cannot be proved.  It can only fail to be disproved.

 

 

ill give you 5 points if you prove it 

 

 

I'll give you 5 points if you prove Euclid's axioms.

 

Does this count?

 

http://www.thescienceforum.com/mathematics/12496-proving-all-five-euclids-postulates.html

[WWWwombat]

No, it doesn't. It's impossible to prove Euclid's postulates.

[Leelou]

I dislike math. 

[WWWwombat]

I dislike math.

No one's perfect.

[Leelou]

 

I dislike math.

No one's perfect.

 

 

Never claimed I was. 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*takes out a flask of something pungent and takes a swig*

So how is our nihilistic kitty?

quite happy akshully

[WWWwombat]

 

 

 

I dislike math.

No one's perfect.

Never claimed I was.

Such a claim would have been immodest and therefore belied itself.

[WWWwombat]

 

*takes out a flask of something pungent and takes a swig*

So how is our nihilistic kitty?

quite happy akshully

Good. Happy kitties are more fun.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

 

*takes out a flask of something pungent and takes a swig*

So how is our nihilistic kitty?

quite happy akshully

Good. Happy kitties are more fun.

ohhhh... yesss... is moar fun

[WWWwombat]

I need to get a new laser pointer or something. One of our cats is up to 20 lbs. and barely responds to the toys >.<

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

both my cats are over16 lbs and weigh heavily on my... chest

[WWWwombat]

Interesting.  Tell me more.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I can't they're holding my tapping arm down

[WWWwombat]

I've nicknamed the male cat in my house "The Sultan of the Ottoman Empire."

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

that's a long nickname

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

wow... lotta sci fi there

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sultans_of_the_Ottoman_Empire

[WWWwombat]

True.  I suppose it's more of a formal title than a nickname.