Ya, um, bit of a Newbie here, so, wanna buy me a drink?

[Rrahzz AlDaen]

Good Evening all, or morning, depending where exactly you are in this bloody world. So, ya, the names Rrahzz AlDaen, I just want to channel, and hopefully go mad, but if anyone can show me to the pub, I'd be most appreciative.

 

Ya, Roger...! :lol:

[Tayol]

well there are normally pubs located in every city, town and some villages

 

:P

 

only messing, hello and welcome for more info check the about section, a link can be found somewhere on this page

 

www.black-tower.org

 

if you have any questions please dont be afraid to ask

[Cashew]

HA

 

no one bought him a drink

 

and he doesn't deserve one!

 

get a job!

[Hayl3y]

Heya Newbie !

 

*stabs him*

 

*steal his wallet*

[Demandred Valerius]

*tricks chae in a trade for a chicken bone for the wallet*

[Guest TheDemigod]

welcome new one

 

*struts in nudely*

 

*gives you a solid spanking*

 

*dissolves in a puff of dust*

[Rrahzz AlDaen]

C'mon guys, I get enough of that where I'm at already. Do you have any idea how "close" guys get when they're stuck out in the sand for a year and a half, with only ugly females for company? We get so bored that yes, we do stab eachother, or shoot eachother with handmade blow darts, or light each other on fire. Ontop of all that, these chaps over here want to blow my arse to kingdom come, and have tried with varied results on a number of occasions, AND they shoot at us. The Army deprives us of anything even resembling alchohol, and what is to be bought off the natives is surprisingly repulsive. FYI, I don't carry a wallet any more, since the last one I owned burnt up in my Humvee. All I want is a good stiff drink, preferably some congac or scotch, but I'll take jack Daniels if thats all you got.

[Rrahzz AlDaen]

By the By Demigod, I love the sig. Very original.

 

Every one else, I've had a change of heart. I'll bet you didn't know you could pick pocket a nude man, but you don't want to know where Demigod keeps his purse. Anyway, to the Pub chaps, the drinks are on me.

[Guest TheDemigod]

thansk man, appreciate the sig business

 

 

and i can't believe you actually found that wallet O_O

 

you're the first *nods*

[Demandred Valerius]

0_o

 

and possibly the last....

[Tayol]

:shock:

 

they dont let you drink, the horror, lets just say im irish, im just getting hom and tonight ive drank 8pints of heikenen, 4jameson and coke, 1 JD and coke, 1 jager and redbull and few other concoctions

 

sory but they were all good

 

:D

[Demandred Valerius]

:shock: yet your sentence structure and spelling is among the best ive seen.

 

*is in awe*

[Tayol]

:D

 

lets just say i speak alot faster, but typing this takes me half an hr

[Demandred Valerius]

ahhh right you are

[Guest TheDemigod]

(he's druuunk!)

[Cashew]

he hired a neice to do all of his typing!

[Demandred Valerius]

that DOES seem like a thing hed do...manipulative bastid :lol:

[Rrahzz AlDaen]

Tell ya what Tayol, I'll come over and do all the typing you want if you share some of that alcohol thisway. :D Actually, we do have contacts to get some turkish whiskey over here, um... not that I would do that... *big cheesy innocent looking grin* ... but its some pretty nasty stuff, and its about a hundred bucks a liter.

 

That is pretty smart, having a neice do all your typing. Is she hot?

[Guest TheDemigod]

Cheers new d00d

 

*runs in and spanks you nudely*

 

RAWR!