Animal Olympics Top Trumps

[Smiley73]

Cheetah < peregrine falcon during its stoop 175 miles per hour!

 

Pure gold.

 

peregrine falcon is cheating, it's using gravity, sorta like saying a guy jumping out of an airplane is the fastest animal around

[Nyanna al'Meara]

High jump would definitely be Fleas.

Kangaroos would get silver then :P

[Nyanna al'Meara]

XD bwaaaaahahaha!!!! Awesomeness.

 

And I must say I immediately thought of these would pwn when Ithi said ants - blame David Attenborough!

[Ithillian Turambar]

Syncronised swimming = Dolphins

[hazelkrs1]

These bears would win the equestrian competitions, Gold in each category

 

[Ithillian Turambar]

Fencing - swordfish

[hazelkrs1]

Luge - The Sloth. You do just lay there, right?

[Ithillian Turambar]

We are including the Winter Olympics also?

 

Cool

 

penguins -> Ice Skating

[Turin Turambar]

Swimming - Mako shark. Maybe without any other competition.

 

Sorry Ithi

[Ithillian Turambar]

Nooooooooo!

 

ME NO LIKE SHARKS!

 

You did that on purpose because you knew I was watching Deep Blue Sea last night and totally bricking it

 

 

:hidesbehindcushion:

[Ithillian Turambar]

Besides, it would only win because it would eat all the other competition

 

[Reyoru]

 

You did that on purpose because you knew I was watching Deep Blue Sea last night and totally bricking it

 

 

Watched the last 15 mins of it last night. Forgot how lame that movie was.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Shut up Rey

 

I guess the equivilent fear level in a film for you would be one that was constantly full of housemates' girlfriends moving in and being in the bathroom and other inconvenient places all the time.

[Crimson_Ayla]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharktopus

 

*giggleh*

[Reyoru]

Shut up Rey

 

I guess the equivilent fear level in a film for you would be one that was constantly full of housemates' girlfriends moving in and being in the bathroom and other inconvenient places all the time.

 

Hahaha.

 

Yes, that does indeed terrify me

[Crimson_Ayla]

I tried to find something that llamases would win at

[Crimson_Ayla]

...I couldn't

[Crimson_Ayla]

[Crimson_Ayla]

Llamas like rain and often sit out when it rains.

[Crimson_Ayla]

They need their toenails trimming at least twice a year.

[Crimson_Ayla]

Le binomial name is Lama glama

[Crimson_Ayla]

The ears are rather long and slightly curved inward, characteristically known as "banana" shaped.

 

...I love Wikipedia

[Crimson_Ayla]

The gestation period of a llama is 11½ months (350 days).

[Crimson_Ayla]

Dams (female llamas) do not lick off their babies, as they have an attached tongue which does not reach outside of the mouth more than half an inch (1.3 cm).

[Crimson_Ayla]

A cria (from Spanish for "baby") is the name for a baby llama, alpaca, vicuña, or guanaco.