Darkside May have Cookies But.............

[nicana]

The Light has Cake!!!

 

 

Sweet, fluffly, unadulterated goodness!

 

 

 

(Yes that's a real cake)

 

 

 

And honestly do you really trust want like cookies that came from the Shadow?

[hazelkrs1]

I see evidence of airbrushing. I call photoshop tampering shenanigans.

 

We need no such shenanigans to enhance the aesthetic value of our baked goods in the Shadow

[hazelkrs1]

Also, we're the Shadow, not the darkside, since y'know, Robert Jordan =/= George Lucas

 

[nicana]

Well you flash enough Star Wars around.

 

By the way the truth is in the cake.

 

[hazelkrs1]

That's gross they're eating it buttfirst.

 

What kind of DnD nerds are they?!

[nicana]

I think i would have preferred the head myself or maybe a wing.

[Lenlo]

That is truly an astounding cake yes, but you miss one thing.

 

I can take cookie dough and bake it into any shape I desire. Anything. Just find me a mold and a large enough oven.

[Jonas]

I like the head *nod*

 

 

That being said, why would anyone choose to eat that part of the cake first is beyond me. I can just see myself (if I were there) standing up and saying, "Um excuse me? Why are you eating its butt? Seriously..."

 

Then I would be removed from the nerdery and everyone would eat in peace while I fumed outside.

[hazelkrs1]

I can even outdo that. Just find me a lump of playdo, and before you know it I'll have smacked you with said playdo lump and run off with your coinpurse

[hazelkrs1]

I like the head *nod*

 

 

That being said, why would anyone choose to eat that part of the cake first is beyond me. I can just see myself (if I were there) standing up and saying, "Um excuse me? Why are you eating its butt? Seriously..."

 

Then I would be removed from the nerdery and everyone would eat in peace while I fumed outside.

 

LMAO

 

At least you'd be joined in the hall by me, who would have been thrown out after I asked them if they were all related to Marv Albert

 

[hazelkrs1]

Hehe. "nerdery"

 

*snickers*

[Ithillian Turambar]

Do we have cookies? I don't remember baked goods being offered? We do not bribe or simper to attract new members.

 

Only those called to the Shadow will join, and that is exactly how we like it.

 

[hazelkrs1]

*ring ring, ring ring*

 

Hello? Oh okay, one sec.

 

Jonas, it's for you. Not sure who it is, but I think it's the bad guy from the Fifth Element, Mr. Shadow or something like that.

[Ithillian Turambar]

In fact I think they can beg and bribe us, and if we find them worthy - we may allow them to join us.

 

Please submit all gifts and tribute to the Shadow here:

[Lenlo]

The Shadows P.O. Box is "Lenlo's PM Box"

 

Please send all monetary, baked and otherwise worthwile gifts to the Shadow here and we shall see they are distributed accordingly.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Thank you Len, for taking on this added responsibility. The Shadow finds you more than worthy.

 

[nicana]

I can even outdo that. Just find me a lump of playdo, and before you know it I'll have smacked you with said playdo lump and run off with your coinpurse

 

You even dream about doing this, you better wake up and apologize.

[nicana]

The Shadows P.O. Box is "Lenlo's PM Box"

 

Please send all monetary, baked and otherwise worthwile gifts to the Shadow here and we shall see they are distributed accordingly.

 

Just make sure they are loaded with forkroot.

[Lenlo]

Warning: Gifts to those who have fallen out of the Dark Ones favor may be post-poned delivery.

[Jonas]

I'm so confused. It all started out with dragon cake and eating butt first and ended up with packages, playdoh and moldings.

[hazelkrs1]

I'm so confused. It all started out with dragon cake and eating butt first and ended up with packages, playdoh and moldings.

 

Welcome to the BT. Eat moar brownies till the confusion turns into ...

 

Hence==> Baguette

[Ithillian Turambar]

As an aside, would forkroot actually affect channelers of Saidin?

[hazelkrs1]

Not ThEsE channelers of saidin. The massive amounts of brownie in our system safeguard us from such trickses

[nicana]

As an aside, would forkroot actually affect channelers of Saidin?

According to this it does.

http://wot.wikia.com/wiki/Forkroot

[hazelkrs1]

As an aside, would forkroot actually affect channelers of Saidin?

According to this it does.

http://wot.wikia.com/wiki/Forkroot

According to this, it doesn't

http://my.fist.com