DPR Mafia - The Dark Monocle - Game Thread

[mmeeshal]

The only thing I'm gonna say to you, because I honestly don't feel like arguing over something so utterly ridiculous as this, is that you need to stop changing my words, okay? I misunderstood what you said. Sorry. Get over it. I'm done with you.

[mmeeshal]

As a general statement, Wes forgot that I needed to tell him what I was doing tonight so he's editing the scene. And I'm waiting.

[John McClane]

Well, someone from my QT or Meesh is obviously not town. My guild was NotBobPingPong, Wombat, Song and myself.

 

The reason I've been arguing with Meesh the way I have, is because Meesh is reading our QT. She knew Song was a Cop. She knew Song had viewed everyone in our own guild. So for Meesh to come out in the game thread calling me "reckless" for wanting to lynch ONLY players not in our guild, is highly suspect. HIGHLY. That being said, she might have been doing it to help keep us NK safe.

 

There is a substantial footprint by Wombat pushing his fellow guild to vote Sakea. I'd advocate lynching him or shooting him, if anyone has a day kill.

 

Also some jabber in there from Wombat about trying to meta who would convert Nolderp and Blackhoof. My guess is Crusher would convert Nolderp, he likes him for the lulz. Nolderp would have advised converting Blackhoof. With both of them dead, I could see Crusher going to a familiar, Wombat.

 

Vote Wombat

 

If anyone has a gun for day killing... they should shoot Wombat or Crusher. Then we lynch the one that doesn't get shot.

[John McClane]

The only thing I'm gonna say to you, because I honestly don't feel like arguing over something so utterly ridiculous as this, is that you need to stop changing my words, okay? I misunderstood what you said. Sorry. Get over it. I'm done with you.

 

I didn't change your words sweet [elf princess]. You called me reckless, I made it clear I was being pragmatic and you were full of [unicorn glitter] Then YOU said, "I said 'apple', but had to do a paper route and really meant 'banana'". Not me.

 

This is why we are arguing. Because you talk out of your [magical golden horn].

[John McClane]

Meesh - you said you had NK ability, did you use it last night? Is it a one-time power, or can you choose between shooting or something else?

[DPR]

Crusher sits expectantly at his gleaming brass grill. He stares adoringly at the work of art upon which so many masterpieces have been created...and loves that it features three deep bays, each insulated to maintain different temperatures at the same time. There are multiple grills over each level, a surface to boil in a large pot and a smoker in the back. Truth be told, it is as close to a perfect thing as could ever be imagined, and it does still gleam, even in the half light of the failing sun.

Only one bay is lit this morning, though, and that is to house the flames that gently lick the edges of the one truly perfect food: bacon. But do not think that this is regular bacon, for Crusher would never insult the mighty grill with such meager offerings, no. His mouth waters over the crisping edges of the thick-sliced, maple-cured bacon, with strips as long as a man's arm and as thick as a a WoT book. Grease pops, wafting a heavenly aroma into the air...but the big man slumps forward, a hand suddenly reaching for his middle. The hand comes away covered in blood. He turns to see a shadow standing on the roof behind him. A shooter, and they struck home.

"Oh well. I guess it had to happen sometime. Best not to cry about it. Let's see what we have here..."

He turns to the Dogfish Head beer tap situated perfectly within reach of the grill, and fills a pint glass. Then he grabs a perfectly cooked piece of bacon, wolfs it down, quenches it with the beer, and keels over. We should all be so lucky.

CRUSHER, TOWN MIRROR, HAS BEEN KILLED.

AND, DOGFISH HEAD BREWERY IS THE OFFICIAL BEER OF STEAMPUNKS (REALLY). PLEASE ENJOY THEIR BEER AND THEIR STEAMPUNKNESS ON THEIR WEBSITE. I AM CURRENTLY ENJOYING MY THIRD 90 MINUTE IPA, AND I JUST CAN'T RECOMMEND THIS BEER ENOUGH. THE CHICORY STOUT IS ALSO DELICIOUS. SO IS EVERYTHING ELSE THAT THEY BREW. THAT IS ALL.

 

***

 

With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch.

 

 

[John McClane]

As a general statement, Wes forgot that I needed to tell him what I was doing tonight so he's editing the scene. And I'm waiting.

 

So you submitted a NK, because he said all other actions were not available. So we'll essentially know you killed the person in the next scene. Why don't you just say who you killed?

[mmeeshal]

Happy? Skimmer.

[mmeeshal]

As a general statement, Wes forgot that I needed to tell him what I was doing tonight so he's editing the scene. And I'm waiting.

 

So you submitted a NK, because he said all other actions were not available. So we'll essentially know you killed the person in the next scene. Why don't you just say who you killed?

I was going to but I got ninja'd by Wes.

[mmeeshal]

Er...pirated. Not ninja'd. He doesn't do ninjaing. That's me.

[mmeeshal]

The only thing I'm gonna say to you, because I honestly don't feel like arguing over something so utterly ridiculous as this, is that you need to stop changing my words, okay? I misunderstood what you said. Sorry. Get over it. I'm done with you.

 

I didn't change your words sweet [elf princess]. You called me reckless, I made it clear I was being pragmatic and you were full of [unicorn glitter] Then YOU said, "I said 'apple', but had to do a paper route and really meant 'banana'". Not me.

 

This is why we are arguing. Because you talk out of your [magical golden horn].

I LOVE YOU, WES, AND I TAKE BACK ALL THE MEAN THINGS I HAVE EVER SAID ABOUT YOU DURING THE COURSE OF THIS GAME. NOT THE ONES I'LL SAY LATER, THOUGH. SORRY.

[John McClane]

Okay, so Meesh you shot Crusher? Makes me feel like your are on board with what I'm saying in the QT - less suspicious immediately.

 

I think Wombat is the way to go here - if YOU didn't tell scum Song was Cop, then it was either NotBob or Wombat. I'm relying on NotBob to make me trust him still....

[John E. Kelley]

Ape is bad news. His posts are entertaining, but he wants you and me dead. Go back to your convention.

Vote [gnome]-tosser McClain.

[mmeeshal]

By the way, "reckless" was referring to your blind faith in your guild. How could you be so sure they're all town?

[John McClane]

Happy? Skimmer.

 

How is it that I'm skimming you dope. I posted while he was writing the scene.

[John McClane]

By the way, "reckless" was referring to your blind faith in your guild. How could you be so sure they're all town?

 

 

What you did was cast suspicion towards me. I used it to keep myself alive during night phase by coming back at you aggressively. I hoped you had done it on purpose, BUT with the way you don't seem to understand what the hell is going on, I'm assuming not.

 

When I made the statement to lynch anyone NOT in my guild, I made the statement because we had cop results on EVERYONE in the guild - and Song was alive. IF anyone in our guild had been compromised, Song would have been dead already. ITS COMMON * SENSE. I knew nobody had been compromised at that time, the only scenario was maybe Song. But I trusted her based on the way she was contributing.

 

I had cop results and numbers in the favor of what I was advocating killing anyone outside our guild. Pragmatism.

 

Now that Song is dead, and flipped Cop, I look at you, Wombat and NotBob. If you are reading our QT and you are town, then you'll know what I think the next step should be. We need to make right decisions right now, and if people can vet themselves, they should.

[mmeeshal]

Meesh - you said you had NK ability, did you use it last night? Is it a one-time power, or can you choose between shooting or something else?

I meant this--you posted it (I'm assuming) before you read what I said about Wes forgetting me. Since killing was the only action allowed last night, were I to choose to use my power, it would logically have to be a night kill. Furthermore, if I holstered, Wes probably wouldn't have needed to edit the scene or add another one. Which, by the way, was brilliant, Wes. True to Crusher form.

 

Also, I guess you're still not caught up with the thread--I killed Songstress, Maw, Hoof, and Crusher...er...I feel like I'm missing someone...lemme check..oh yeah. Player. Thank the lord for PM convos instead of how they were on DM7--a new, separate message for each response. That would be annoying to go through.

 

Anyway, so yeah--it's not one-time. And it's the only actual action I have.

[John McClane]

Meesh - you said you had NK ability, did you use it last night? Is it a one-time power, or can you choose between shooting or something else?

I meant this--you posted it (I'm assuming) before you read what I said about Wes forgetting me. Since killing was the only action allowed last night, were I to choose to use my power, it would logically have to be a night kill. Furthermore, if I holstered, Wes probably wouldn't have needed to edit the scene or add another one. Which, by the way, was brilliant, Wes. True to Crusher form.

 

Also, I guess you're still not caught up with the thread--I killed Songstress, Maw, Hoof, and Crusher...er...I feel like I'm missing someone...lemme check..oh yeah. Player. Thank the lord for PM convos instead of how they were on DM7--a new, separate message for each response. That would be annoying to go through.

 

Anyway, so yeah--it's not one-time. And it's the only actual action I have.

 

Okay, thanks. Check the QT. We are at that point in the game where people vetting themselves becomes extremely important. You and I need to get on the same page now.

[John McClane]

Ape is bad news. His posts are entertaining, but he wants you and me dead. Go back to your convention.

Vote [gnome]-tosser McClain.

 

 

Good case, scum. You get pumped full of hot air last night?

[John E. Kelley]

I killed Songstress, Maw, Hoof, and Crusher...er...I feel like I'm missing someone...lemme check..oh yeah. Player. Thank the lord for PM convos instead of how they were on DM7--a new, separate message for each response. That would be annoying to go through.

 

Anyway, so yeah--it's not one-time. And it's the only actual action I have.[/color]

 

Wow, you've done really well. Three town, a symp and oh yeah, you got lucky with one scum. We're REALLY lucky to have you on our side. /sarcasm

 

And one of them, one of our docs. Jeez, keep "helping" us.

[John E. Kelley]

Ape is bad news. His posts are entertaining, but he wants you and me dead. Go back to your convention.

Vote [gnome]-tosser McClain.

 

 

Good case, scum. You get pumped full of hot air last night?

 

So Crusher "has" to be scum? You yell for him to be lynched or NK'd. And he is. Yet, guess what? One of the only townies left. Yeah, you're a big help.

[John McClane]

Ape is bad news. His posts are entertaining, but he wants you and me dead. Go back to your convention.

Vote [gnome]-tosser McClain.

 

 

Good case, scum. You get pumped full of hot air last night?

 

So Crusher "has" to be scum? You yell for him to be lynched or NK'd. And he is. Yet, guess what? One of the only townies left. Yeah, you're a big help.

 

I gave my best bet and was wrong. GFY - you'll recall that I was the reason Nolder got lynched. Before that town had gotten NO scum. What exactly are you doing that is so helpful, other than coming after a townie after he was wrong about another townie? What you are doing here is being advantageous scum.

 

You trying to protect Wombat?

 

You want to lynch me under the premise I was wrong? Then when I flip town you should self-vote and ask to be lynched under the same premise.

[John McClane]

I killed Songstress, Maw, Hoof, and Crusher...er...I feel like I'm missing someone...lemme check..oh yeah. Player. Thank the lord for PM convos instead of how they were on DM7--a new, separate message for each response. That would be annoying to go through.

 

Anyway, so yeah--it's not one-time. And it's the only actual action I have.[/color]

 

Wow, you've done really well. Three town, a symp and oh yeah, you got lucky with one scum. We're REALLY lucky to have you on our side. /sarcasm

 

And one of them, one of our docs. Jeez, keep "helping" us.

 

 

Oh yeah, this is blatant opportunism. Greedy scum. Trying to case in on two townies barking up the wrong tree with Crusher.

[DPR]

PG-13 Y'ALL

 

Keep it cool. There are innocent, pink, fluffy hobgoblins reading this stuff. Damn.

[John E. Kelley]

Oh yeah, this is blatant opportunism. Greedy scum. Trying to case in on two townies barking up the wrong tree with Crusher.

 

Scum eh? Maybe if you had read the thread, you'd know that I've already claimed my role. I'm the Firefighter. It's already a proven fact we're dealing with an arsonist. I've claimed. Would you care to? Wuss?