I'm Cuter than Shaidar Haran

[madhavigupta]

Oh great Nyn'bliss, in the old style of all this, I bring you some gifts.

 

First, a state of the art veterinary facility including cutting edge technology and , well, really sharp operating implements. And so you can safely practice without any risk to animals, I brig you all of the dreadlords to practice operating on. Chop up their limbs however you like and reconfigure them as the fancy strikes you. For kicks we can stick Ed's head on Adella's body and put Krak's crack on his forehead. Yay! It's just like Mr Potato Head!

 

Next, I've taken all of the eyes from the BA so that you have some pretty beads to make more figures with! Don't worry - many of then were near-sighted anyhow.

 

Last, I've given you Verbal's corner office replete with his vast collection of adult entertainment films. Just put a towel down before you sit anywhere...

 

Yay! Long live the Nyn'bliss!! :D

OOOOH YOU WENT THERE

LOOOOL that made me actually laugh

somehow I think Nyn'bliss will accept! :D

[Nynaeve]

*steals drills from DragonsDacovale*

 

*pushes drill through Ed's throat*

 

4 points. Not 5 cause you didn't kill ed and that displeases me.

 

 

*uses the drill to stir up a variety of Milkshakes*

 

Ooh, now this drill bit is all covered in milkshake goo...

*licks it clean*

 

Kinky. 5 points! :D

 

 

*swipes chainsaw a split second before pocket dimension hides it*

*fools Ahmoondah*

Haha!

*jumps on drill and drills to the core of the earth*

*hides*

They'll never get me here... >.>

 

2 points. Because it's the amount of seconds you'd survive in the core of the earth.

 

 

*snatches the drill and drills...............another Bore.*

 

O.O

 

>.>

 

*tosses drill in verbal's manpurse and walks away, whistling nonchalantly*

 

Haha, 5 points.

 

 

*pokes bore..* what is this!! :O

 

2 points at fake surprise. I love a good drama. :P

 

 

Ed gave it to me!!!

 

5 points for being an idiot. :P

 

 

You accepted something off ed? Shame on you man. Shame on YOU

 

5 points for words of wisdom.

 

 

Oh great Nyn'bliss, in the old style of all this, I bring you some gifts.

 

First, a state of the art veterinary facility including cutting edge technology and , well, really sharp operating implements. And so you can safely practice without any risk to animals, I brig you all of the dreadlords to practice operating on. Chop up their limbs however you like and reconfigure them as the fancy strikes you. For kicks we can stick Ed's head on Adella's body and put Krak's crack on his forehead. Yay! It's just like Mr Potato Head!

 

Next, I've taken all of the eyes from the BA so that you have some pretty beads to make more figures with! Don't worry - many of then were near-sighted anyhow.

 

Last, I've given you Verbal's corner office replete with his vast collection of adult entertainment films. Just put a towel down before you sit anywhere...

 

Yay! Long live the Nyn'bliss!! :D

 

*rolls eyes* Fine. 5 points.

 

 

OOOOH YOU WENT THERE

LOOOOL that made me actually laugh

somehow I think Nyn'bliss will accept! :D

 

2 points for making assumptions :P

 

 

 

 

Point tally:

DragonsDacovale - 16 ASSumption points

Drekka - 15 wisdom points

Moon - 15 kinky points

Verbal - 15 stupid points

Aust - 8 eye roll points

Mighte - 5 love points

Leyrann - 4 drill points.

Krak - 2 pitty points

ed - 0 fun points

[Nynaeve]

Only 4 more days of Nyngoodness. And still so many points left to gain!! I promise to check in a lot more during the weekend so kick things into gear ;)

 

 

 

Nyn

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i'm not feeling funny, or creative, or original, or particularly evil.

 

but i'm here to show you the respect you deserve.

 

and to post you this poem.

 

which i don't just like because it's not capitalized, or because it's kind of dirty, and so mocks the CoC. though both are good things.

 

it's here because it's pretty, and it made me think of you.

 

 

*********************************************

 

 

somewhere i have never travelled,gladly beyond

 

by e e cummings

 

 

somewhere i have never travelled,gladly beyond

any experience,your eyes have their silence:

in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me,

or which i cannot touch because they are too near

 

your slightest look easily will unclose me

though i have closed myself as fingers,

you open always petal by petal myself as Spring opens

(touching skilfully,mysteriously)her first rose

 

or if your wish be to close me, i and

my life will shut very beautifully ,suddenly,

as when the heart of this flower imagines

the snow carefully everywhere descending;

 

nothing which we are to perceive in this world equals

the power of your intense fragility:whose texture

compels me with the color of its countries,

rendering death and forever with each breathing

 

(i do not know what it is about you that closes

and opens;only something in me understands

the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)

nobody,not even the rain,has such small hands

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

great lord, something is wrong with me. how could i not respond to a line like snatches the drill...

 

in your honor, tonight, naeblis, double meds.

[Ledinna Sedai]

*gets a drill and drills her toes, one by one and finally drills the other parts of her feet*

 

Otherwise I'd have drilled my stomach but you know... with these muscles of steel... Only someone as powerful as the great, beautiful, intelligent Nae'blis could have done that.

 

*bows deep in front of the superawesomefabolousspectacularsplendidamazing Nae'blis*

[Aust]

Oh great Nyn'bliss!

 

 

Next, i have mesmerized Verby by replacing his computer wallpaper with images of Angelina Jolie. He is now docile and vulnerable. Have fun!

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and i've spiked aust's vodka with curari, tied him up neatly, and mailed him to you parcel post

 

enjoy.

 

but srsly, i'd wrap it.

[madhavigupta]

i think there might have been a reason that ASSumption was capitalized so...

 

and oh greatbeautifulworthygorgouesgodessofanamazingsplendidsupercalifraglisticexpialadociousanddidimentionbeautiful? Nyn'bliss!!

I shall create a poem for you all by my self.

 

From the bottom of my heart

 

by DD

 

form the bottom of my heart

Ilove you and your points

they make me so glad

and dont hurt my joints

they cause the earth to turn

and seasons to flash by

all thanks to

the deliciousness of pie! (and your points)

 

forgot to start up my jackhammer

*recites poem while jumping around on my jackhammer*

 

PS. the edit was just the jackhammer part :)

[Nynaeve]

i'm not feeling funny, or creative, or original, or particularly evil.

 

but i'm here to show you the respect you deserve.

 

and to post you this poem.

 

which i don't just like because it's not capitalized, or because it's kind of dirty, and so mocks the CoC. though both are good things.

 

it's here because it's pretty, and it made me think of you.

 

 

*********************************************

 

 

somewhere i have never travelled,gladly beyond

 

by e e cummings

 

 

somewhere i have never travelled,gladly beyond

any experience,your eyes have their silence:

in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me,

or which i cannot touch because they are too near

 

your slightest look easily will unclose me

though i have closed myself as fingers,

you open always petal by petal myself as Spring opens

(touching skilfully,mysteriously)her first rose

 

or if your wish be to close me, i and

my life will shut very beautifully ,suddenly,

as when the heart of this flower imagines

the snow carefully everywhere descending;

 

nothing which we are to perceive in this world equals

the power of your intense fragility:whose texture

compels me with the color of its countries,

rendering death and forever with each breathing

 

(i do not know what it is about you that closes

and opens;only something in me understands

the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)

nobody,not even the rain,has such small hands

 

Wow, that's beautiful cindy. Thank you. 5 points, obviously. As well as 50 from my personal points.

 

 

great lord, something is wrong with me. how could i not respond to a line like snatches the drill...

 

in your honor, tonight, naeblis, double meds.

 

hehe. Well as long as you noticed it, we're all good. 4 points.

 

 

*gets a drill and drills her toes, one by one and finally drills the other parts of her feet*

 

Otherwise I'd have drilled my stomach but you know... with these muscles of steel... Only someone as powerful as the great, beautiful, intelligent Nae'blis could have done that.

 

*bows deep in front of the superawesomefabolousspectacularsplendidamazing Nae'blis*

 

xD 5 points.

 

 

Oh great Nyn'bliss!

 

 

Next, i have mesmerized Verby by replacing his computer wallpaper with images of Angelina Jolie. He is now docile and vulnerable. Have fun!

 

 

 

LOL That is so freaking cute!!!

 

5 points. As well as 30 from my personal pool.

 

 

and i've spiked aust's vodka with curari, tied him up neatly, and mailed him to you parcel post

 

enjoy.

 

but srsly, i'd wrap it.

 

Ha! FINALLY! ^_^ 5 points!

 

 

 

 

 

i think there might have been a reason that ASSumption was capitalized so...

 

and oh greatbeautifulworthygorgouesgodessofanamazingsplendidsupercalifraglisticexpialadociousanddidimentionbeautiful? Nyn'bliss!!

I shall create a poem for you all by my self.

 

From the bottom of my heart

 

by DD

 

form the bottom of my heart

Ilove you and your points

they make me so glad

and dont hurt my joints

they cause the earth to turn

and seasons to flash by

all thanks to

the deliciousness of pie! (and your points)

 

forgot to start up my jackhammer

*recites poem while jumping around on my jackhammer*

 

PS. the edit was just the jackhammer part :)

 

Somewhat amusing so you'll get the full 5 points ;) and the remaining 20 points from my personal pool for the initiative. ^_^

 

 

 

 

 

Point tally:

DragonsDacovale - 21 points

Drekka - 15 points

Moon - 15 points

Verbal - 15 points

cindy - 14 points

Aust - 13 points

Mighte - 5 points

Ledinna - 5 points

Leyrann - 4 points.

Krak - 2 points

ed - 0 points

[Nynaeve]

Two more days left...... can't you just FEEL the points adding up in your favor? you might want to turn the knob further ;)

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*overwhelmed*

 

thank you

[Nynaeve]

I guess drunk posting agrees with you ;)

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Nynaeve]

Even though I'm not DO anymore the title of the thread remains a fact :P

 

I'll go post the points in the point thread....

 

 

Thanks for all who posted. And to those who haven't..... may you die a horrible painful death ^_^

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

thy will be done