Teh alphabet game.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

but rasputin, the mad monk, interrupted their work

[Turin Turambar]

then a young adventurer approached Rasputin and shouted "Niiih!

[Netbattler11]

You spelled that wrong. Its 'Ni'!

 

Rasputin threw a hedgehog at the adventurer.

[Windrunner]

Which went spinning at 4000000 RPM and suddenly turned into GODZILLA!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and turned around and stomped the ground near maw to teach him not to correct his elders.

[Netbattler11]

I shall correct anyone who misuses monty python quotes.

 

The dinosaur then turned his attention to the adventurer.

[Turin Turambar]

I'll take it. I saw it quoted that way on a different thread.

 

The adventurer removed her cloak revealing her identity, Ginny Weasley-Potter.

[Netbattler11]

She then decimated Godzilla with a powerful spell.

[Turin Turambar]

Seeing all the Godzilla pieces strewn about Ginny drooled, thinking of BBQ.

[Netbattler11]

However, certain demonic powers denied her request and vaporised the dino chunks.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

but in a classic twist of fate, japanese cinematographers decided to revive their economy and their movie industry by reanimating king kong and godzilla, and bringing mothra and gamera out of retirement for a 5 part blockbuster monster suit series.