The Guys' Rules

[Leane_Shariff]

LMAO that's GREAT Cads!!!!!

 

And yah in the middle of the night you aren't really awake and it realllly sucks to fall in.

[Helike]

YEAH!! What they (Caddy and Leane) said!! 8)

And I would also like to point out to the men that Christopher Columbus got lost, so he DID need directions!! If it weren't bad luck to have a woman on the ship, believe me, he would have got them. :P

[Leane_Shariff]

LOL! I didn't even think of that Helike :lol:

[Mystica]

LMFAO!!!!!!

 

omg omg omg, I spilled my coffee all over my screen!

 

muaaaaahahahahahahaha, great answers Cad!

 

and Touché Helike!

 

*hands both some brew!*

[Direwolf Jon]

*Grumble* Columbus found land and helped establish the fact that the Earth was round. Therefore, his ideas were correct and he did not need directions. He just wasn't far enough to be where he wanted to be, and the Americas were uncharted at the time.

[Helike]

details, baby! He did not land where he was sposed to!!

[Direwolf Jon]

Had you been in his position you wouldn't have landed where you wanted to either. He had to use the North Star for navigation. That can be tricky.

[Mystica]

that's not the point, now is it?

 

the point is that he's being used as an example of 'why men don't need to ask directions because they know where they're going'. He may have known where he wànted to go, but he didn't actually 'get' there, no matter how 'lucky' he was in bumping into America.

 

Ya' can't expect to use someone as an example and then turn 180° and start finding excuses why that someone isn't 'really' an example for that particular topic. ;)

[Direwolf Jon]

The point is he did not need directions because he found land. No one believed that he would find land but he did. There was no 180 degree turn.

[Guest K'Jar]

sigh...Jon... look we know we're right. But trying to convince a woman you are is next to impossible. They can't admit when their wrong just as we can't. But in this instance we are right lol.

[Corki]

He had to use the North Star for navigation. That can be tricky.

 

And knowing the North Star that I know, that would be the case! :lol:

[Guest Cadsuane]

Yes, she can't spell for crackers, no one can read her directions!!!

[Guest K'Jar]

lmao

[Canis Rufus]

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up' date=' put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. [b']- That's because you don't FALL IN when we leave the seat down. I guarantee if you fell in the toilet because we were too lazy to do something as simple as move a toilet seat, you'd be irritated, too. :roll: [/b]Query: is it to lazy for you to put it down or just to hard a concept?

 

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. - I agree. If a girl can't find something else to do with her time when the guy is otherwise occupied, she needs to get a life! Oh, but the exception to this is Weddings, Funerals, and Birthdays. You gotta skip (some of) the sports if those fall on Sunday and your presence is requested. *nods* 8) Note: requested means ask not expect, which in turn means we can say no. :D

 

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. - Yeah, it's not, but neither is playing video games, no matter how much exercise your thumbs get. :roll: Just wandering if this was an attempt to just respond or was there a point. Note: We never said video gameing was a sport just more fun.

 

1. Crying is blackmail. - If your girlfriend uses tears this way, it's YOUR bad for not finding a better girlfriend. :twisted: Offering :?: :twisted:

 

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

- Again, agreed. :shock: WOW agreed!! now there is a rairity but query: Again? when was the first?

 

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. - With men's vocabularies being as undeveloped as they usually are, it's not surprising they can't be bothered to come up with something more intelligent than "yes" or "no" 8) Just trying not to confuse you with the details :D

 

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. - Then I guess we should just go and have the ensuing comfort sex with our girlfriends, too. As long as i can join no problems here :P

 

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. - Guys, if your girlfriend doesn't want to sleep with you for that long, it's OVER, get a new girl! :roll: So then the relationship realy is all about sex..... rock on!! thanks for the clarity

 

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. - Then so do all favors you give. No more "but we had dinner with your parent's LAST week!" Sorry hon, null and void, gotta do it again! Note: there is a difference in saying something and doing something. Didn't mean to lose you in the details.

 

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. - Unfortunately, you already act as dumb as the soap opera guys. ^_^ That being true... we would be holding up to our end, you need to hold up yours.

 

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. - Agreed. I think this is where that "again" from before was supposed to be..... just trying to help :D

 

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. - Yes, and when we say "he's just a friend," we mean it. *shifty eyes* And when we say "she's just a friend.... it means we want to sleep with her. Yea we can tell the truth.

 

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. - Agreed. This could be another "again" or not still proud of you for seeing reason.

 

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. - Whenever possible, please release whatever gasses you have to release before entering the house. Fish is to bird as this comment is to that rule.

 

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. - I guess that's all we can expect from the gender that has only a 15th century understanding of the world. Were just trying to keep it simple for you

 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. - I guess that's why men keep thinking they can convince us that the slut-red lipstick on the shirt collar is really tomato sauce... :lol: As long as your buying I'm selling

 

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. - If it's on sale, it will be bought. We do that. Fair enough

 

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. - Agreed.Very proud!!

 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. - Agreed.Good girl!

 

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine ... Really. - Yes, that's because we have good taste. You, on the other hand, still need help picking out clothes that go together. Controlling much?

 

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, the weather, or hunting. - If this is all you can ever discuss, I'm not interested anyway. good then thats cleared up

 

1. You have enough clothes. - Probably.[/b]*shakes head*

 

1. You have too many shoes. - Never.[/b]*shakes head again*

 

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. - I can think of a few shapes you WON'T be in if you don't get fit... 69, wheelbarrow, doggy style, to name a few... Ok I'll, bout time you got on top

 

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. - Then I guess you won't mind sleeping outside in the dog house, either. :P Nah, I'll go vist my that girl I told you was my "friend"

 

 

OK because I know a lot of you girls out there have a hard time taking a joke. Note: this is one. To the ladies who are smart enough to see that thank you :P ~Canis Magnus Rufus

[Helike]

*hugs Canis while wiping tears from her eyes*

 

One day,(when we're so cool we can host our own BotRH Convention) when we're all face to face, we'll have to rehash this conversation...

I predict there will follow, either the funniest brawl or the scariest, most twisted game of drunken twister ever....

[Guest K'Jar]

rotfl

 

man this could go on forever lol

 

Your right Helike.... i think it will be the drunken twister though lol

[Helike]

That was my thought as well... waaaaaay too much opportunity to pinch, poke, elbow, shove, or end up wearing something you should never be caught in in the first place.

[Canis Rufus]

Yea a BOTRH convention would be the best. All these personalities in one place now theres a druken singalong brawl/food fight/drinking game if I ever saw one.

 

thanks for the hug by the by :D

[Direwolf Jon]

This is turning out to be a good argument on both sides. I bet there will be more responses and it will continue for a little while. All the better.

[nighteyes]

Ok firstly, did you know that when you flush the toilet millions of germs are sent flying though the air. The only clean and safe thing to do is put the lid down problem solved

 

secondly, since when is having 1 pair of shoes too much.

[Corki]

Yea a BOTRH convention would be the best. All these personalities in one place now theres a druken singalong brawl/food fight/drinking game if I ever saw one.

 

Wouldn't that be called D*Con??

[Canis Rufus]

... I guess but I was thinking the point here was that all BOTRH would be there.

 

Now if we could cordinate a mas meeting of banders at D con then we've got a game.

 

I would do every thing in my power to be there.

[MsDanya]

ooh, I think that sounds like fun! :D

[Corki]

if that was going to happen, I'd move heaven and earth to be there!

[Guest Cadsuane]

LOL Canis... :lol:

 

And that first "agreed" was about the Sunday sports... Sorry for losing you in the details, I know with your limited vocabulary and 15th century understanding of the world, my more than 2 word response probably confused you.

 

 

And where is this BotRH drunken twister/brawl thing happening? I'm so there, and I'm bringing beer... 8)