One, two, three, four...

[el Nynaeve]

 

*lines up several tins of Spam on a nearby hillside*

 

 

*weaves Fire and Air*....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*BOOM*

 

 

*sends bits of tin and spam flying everywhere*

 

 

What?? I did say it was a Spam war.

[Talya]

LOL...just had one of those in the Infantry...hehe

 

[el Nynaeve]

*uses Earth to hurl chunks of rock at the flying spam*

 

I don't need much of an excuse to have a spam war.

[Locke]

*smiffles* This thread touches my heart....*feels strange*...Yergh, how did you get spam in my heart? *digs it out with a spoon*

[el Nynaeve]

Well, next time put up a shield. There's plenty of that stuff to blow up to your heart's content.

[Talya]

*gets a cannon and fills it full of spam and fires it...*

 

WOOOHOOOO!!!

 

Watch it fly...

[Locke]

I just don't want it to blow up my heart's contents.

 

*flies his F-16 Spam Bomber overhead and rains spam down on ye all*

[Tynaal Consen]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

 

*hides behind Elli*

 

Spam is nasty stuff!

[Locke]

I hope ye be talking 'bout the physical form, ye ken...*waves can of spam about menacingly*

[Talmanes]

*blocks spam with weaves of air*

*shoots fried spam from a tank*

*adds some eggs and potatoes to make it tastier*

[Talya]

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.

[Tynaal Consen]

I hope ye be talking 'bout the physical form, ye ken...*waves can of spam about menacingly*

 

COURSE I BE!!!

 

Talya... Spam does not stay spam if you read it a gazillion times >.>

[Talya]

What does it turn into...have I let lose a monster...?

 

Tune in next week....

[Tynaal Consen]

*sets corny music onto play*

[Alexander]

Spam a'le spam.

 

DING DING DING French pose themed spam add's up for 8,999 point's!.

 

DING DING DING Spam add's up for a total of 2 point(s)!.

 

WE HAVE A WINNER. IT'S OVERRR NINNEEEEEE THOUSSSAANNNDDD!!!!

 

 

(Had to be done sorry.)

[Locke]

O_O *dumps a tank of spam into the Subject*

[Tynaal Consen]

O_O *dumps a tank of spam into the Subject*

 

 

My sentiments exactly!

[Locke]

My sediment exactly! *mixes with spam*

[Talmanes]

I am Spamticus.

[Locke]

Jeeze, ya guys need some help spammin'?

[Talmanes]

Apparently, not much traffic has been through here.

A lot of cows though.

[el Nynaeve]

I'm busy spamming Sleazyjet's website, though I can certainly make more time to spam this board.

[Talmanes]

That could work depending on the variable input.

[Talya]

So how many word have spam in them

 

Spamilicious

Spamtastic

Spamwiches

 

 

[Talmanes]

Spamocles?