The Pink Loincloth Tavern

[Imperium]

are the floors reinforced???

 

Last time a tavern gave me a room they gave me the basement...but that is enough of that tale

[Lessa Nikia]

um...take the basement...yeah do that instead

[JR]

No wearing of the sacred pink loincloth anywhere other than it's intended to be worn. It's bad luck.

[Imperium]

Right..now where did I put that sign to put on the door..

[Lessa Nikia]

um....

[Volkeskirata]

*walks in* Having a problem Lessa? *looks around* "wow we have customers again! "

[Lessa Nikia]

Just a little bit...

[Volkeskirata]

*looks around* "what kinda of problem?"

[Lessa Nikia]

Honestly I think it's gone

[Volkeskirata]

"cool" *walks over behind the counter* "Really? did all the customers leave? Man... I was looking forward to serving some stuff"

[Wolfst3r]

*Rides Into the bar through the front door on the back of Avenger and throws a pot at Wolf which shatters and covers him in tar. Imperium rides out through the back door*

 

There is a hush around the bar before suddenly.......

 

*Imperium comes back through the back door and lobs another pot at Wolf which shatters and covers him feathers. Imperium rides out of the bar laughing*

 

More silence fills the bar before the crash of hooves comes back again

 

I think it is being patrolled by a chicken more like

 

*Imperium makes a chicken noise while waving his arms at Wolf*

 

I said it wouldn't take long!

 

 

I SPOTFINE IMPERIUM FOR REPEATEDLY ASSAULTING A REDARM

 

G3.4 -Assaulting a Redarm

[Volkeskirata]

O.O wolf your just on a roll the last couple days aren't you?

[dragonlover]

man i take a couple of days off and the whole place goes mad

[Lessa Nikia]

I know right

[Volkeskirata]

Yeah. no kidding... now who wants a drink? or some food?

[JR]

Mission accomplished. *Cleans the bar*

[Volkeskirata]

Mission accomplished. *Cleans the bar*

 

"GoodMan!......I think" *watche JR clean*

"Oi! your using the wrong rag!!!! and you missed a spot!!"

[Wolfst3r]

You make sure he works volke

[Volkeskirata]

*sarcastic Russian accent* "You got it Comrade"

[Wolfst3r]

Good!

 

Offenders of the law be damned

[Volkeskirata]

Good!

 

Offenders of the law be damned

 

Ironic isn't it... Me and you, the last people I would expect to be Red Arms are now Redarms...

 

Does this mean we have to Warn eachother when we are around? You know the whol warn a brother when a Redarm is aorund the corner

[JR]

Ahaha ooh your feathers are nice wolf, you auditioning for chicken dance? *Continues wiping the bar with his oily maintanence rag*

[Volkeskirata]

*walks over to JR* "as I said you are using the wrong rag, that's the rag for cleaning the shotglasses." *hands him a different rag* "this is the ragfor cleaning the bar"

[_wolfbrother_]

*comes out from the back room and watches whats happening*

[Volkeskirata]

*sees Wolfbro* "Hey bro! what you doing back there?"