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I don't even like Star Wars.

 

I haven't even watched them <.<

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You're lucky

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I haven't seen any of them in a long, long time

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I'm pretty sure there's no actual plot

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Something about space ninjas fighting each other to become the Ultimate Galactic Ninja Warrior.

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And this old space ninja called Obi Wan Noodles finds a sheep herder with an awful 70s haircut.

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And him and his pet rat who's also a space ninja train the kid to be like them.

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And they test his strength by sending him to rescue Princess Peach except the goombas are all wearing white plastic.

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But he saves the princess with the help of Harrison Ford and his talking dog.

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Doesn't get to bang her though because ldo Harrison Ford

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And then Obi Noodles and his rat decide Luke's ready to win the Ultimate Ninja Warrior Championship so they send him off to a fight the current champion.

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And he wins and as the old champion is dying he's all "but I'm your father"

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and it's like wooooooooooooah no way

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And then the Ghost of Christmas Future shows up for no apparent reason and Luke's father kills him right before Luke kills his daddy

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George C Scott version obviously

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And then Luke's crowned Ultimate Ninja Warrior and Harrison Ford and his dog bang the princess again.

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The end.

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Oh Luke and the princess are siblings.

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Because :???: why not.

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I think the ninja rat dies but that might be TMNT

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Excellent summary. 

 

Really brought me back there.

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Something about space ninjas fighting each other to become the Ultimate Galactic Ninja Warrior.

 

that's a nice tl;dr

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I'm not a huge star wars fan either, but my husband kind of is, so we went to see The Force Awakens last year. Now, I am a huge JJ Abrams and especially LOST fan, and I think it's cute how he always puts Greg Grunberg who is his friend in his projects. 

 

On Lost, Greg Grunberg played the plane pilot in the pilot episode of the series.

 

In The Force Awakens, Greg Grunberg plays one of the pilots in the resistance force.

 

I came out of that movie theater, unable to stop giggling and babbling about "The Pilot was a Pilot!!!!"

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This fall my best friend met Greg Grunberg and told him this story.