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my mom sent me this spam so i spam it here.

 

 

 

IMPORTANT HEALTH MESSAGE:

 

As I was lying in bed watching the clouds go by, and pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. It's the Tortoise life for me!

 

 

1. If walking is good for your health, the Postman would be immortal!

 

 

 

 

2. A Whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and yet it is fat!

 

 

3. A Rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years!

 

 

4. A Tortoise doesn't run. In fact, it does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years!

 

 

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so!

 

 

I'm retired. Go around me!

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my mom sent me this spam so i spam it here.

 

 

 

IMPORTANT HEALTH MESSAGE:

 

As I was lying in bed watching the clouds go by, and pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. It's the Tortoise life for me!

 

 

1. If walking is good for your health, the Postman would be immortal!

 

 

 

 

2. A Whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and yet it is fat!

 

 

3. A Rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years!

 

 

4. A Tortoise doesn't run. In fact, it does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years!

 

 

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so!

 

 

I'm retired. Go around me!

 

Yeah all of our postmen are chubby.

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