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[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I'm sorry you have a headache. I don't mean to be so overly obnoxious that I make everyone's blood-pressure rise.

 

Must be a skin condition or something.

 

 

it's ok. i'm drinking it right back down

[paetric]

Oh thank the light this is over.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it was the math talk that gave me a headache. numbers have stopped.

 

i really need something to shoot with tho. it would feel good to shoot the crap out of a tree right now.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Oh thank the light this is over.

 

 

sorry. edgy. you know how the females get in the kennel when they get all riled.

[mmeeshal]

I'm gone.

[paetric]

LOL

 

Just read this.

 

Sitting in a bar with a friend and I notice two lonely looking sad guys sitting across from me.

I turn to my friend and point over at them and say "look at those poor fools, that could be us in another 10 years"

My friend smacks me upside the head and says "you're looking in a mirror dip $hit"

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

is that a lol or a sad?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you said lol so i will.... lol....

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and drink.

[paetric]

LOL b/c it wasn't me saying it!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

lol!

[paetric]

I have 9,915 emails in my inbox. That doesn't include the ones I've archived. Am I a pack rat?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you never know when you might want to do a reread.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you asked what 12/21 was. i thought you meant channukah. it's the day the american girl with the dragon tattoo comes out.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it's both but i'm guessing its the movie thats relevant

[paetric]

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

ic an not see the picture

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

yes i can, and it makes me smile. thank you.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

yes, this is what i want for channukah

[paetric]

The title of this picture should be "A$$ Whooping Cometh"

 

 

[paetric]

No that isn't a photoshop job either.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

why would it be?

[paetric]

ROFLMAO

 

So I'm reading this story about how Coca Cola moved their secret formula from the bank that it had been stored in since the twenties to this new vault:

 

 

 

 

Someone posted a comment.

 

It said:

 

Spoiler alert....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then of course all the inbred idiots with now sense of humor had to start pointing out that a list of ingredients is not a formula. Thank you captain obvious.

Edited December 11, 2011 by paetric

[paetric]

Does the word "pi$$" violate the CoC?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

they don't list the coca but there's still some in there.