[s]Goal: 100,000 New Goal: 200,000[/s] New Goal: 250.000

[mmeeshal]

I guess it's because Egyptian mummies aren't exactly run-of-the-mill school decorations....are they? >.> XD

 

At the Wife Carrying World Championships in Sonkajärvi, Finland, first prize is the wife’s weight in beer.

 

O.o

[mmeeshal]

Picky linguists will tell you that the feminine version of “dude” is “dudine,” not “dudette.”

[Crimson_Ayla]

rofl waffle

[Smiley73]

roflcopter!!!!!!!

[mmeeshal]

Golf courses in America take up as much land space as Rhode Island and Delaware combined.

 

LOL

[mmeeshal]

In 1956, East Germany decided to honor the death of native composer Robert Schumann by featuring him on a stamp. The design included a commemorative portrait of the artist against the backdrop of one of his musical scores. Unfortunately, the musical manuscript they used was that of fellow composer Franz Schubert.

[mmeeshal]

As a rule, European carousels rotate clockwise, while American merry-go-rounds spin counterclockwise.

 

Weird.... If true. I don't even know!!

[mmeeshal]

How can you tell snail tracks from slug tracks? While your typical garden slug leaves a continuous trail of slime in its wake, snails leaves more of a dotted line, since they move forward in an up-and-down fashion, kind of like an inchworm.

[Crimson_Ayla]

Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.

 

*refuses to grow up*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*random spam*

[Crimson_Ayla]

higglepigglewiggle

[mmeeshal]

Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.

 

*refuses to grow up*

Oh no....I don't want that to happen to me!!!

 

I need to make sure I always have my youngest brother around. He makes me laugh.

[mmeeshal]

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*screaming spam*

[Crimson_Ayla]

bleepymeepysweep

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

how did they cook him?

[paetric]

DM, I mean.

 

Have you switched DM, to mobile?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

the pig i mean

[mmeeshal]

OOOOOOooooh, more junk mail!!!

 

This time, the awesome thing it gave me is a cookbook.

[Crimson_Ayla]

sheep

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

DM, I mean.

 

Have you switched DM, to mobile?

 

 

is it the mobile that doesn't work?

[paetric]

I still need to shave.

[Crimson_Ayla]

choo choo

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

is there anything i can do to help?

[mmeeshal]

DM, I mean.

 

Have you switched DM, to mobile?

If I do that on my PC...how does that work on my phone? =/