Honeymoon

[reyler]

*stuffs a bowling ball into Ick's gaping facehole*

[mcs0083]

I know she barely qualifies as such, but reyler is still a lady Locke. How ungentlemanly of you.

[reyler]

I bought some 5" heels the other day. I've never actually worn heels before. I expected walking in them to be harder.

[mcs0083]

See. Ever changing and all that other junk.

[reyler]

All in mail, never clinking.

[Locke]

Why would mail clink? *thinks explosive thoughts*

[reyler]

Made of metal? Or made of rat pelts, I dunno.

[Locke]

I thought they only did that in Mistborn.

[reyler]

Wouldn't know, can't read.

[Locke]

Well I can't read, and I know.

[reyler]

Blind faith counts for nothing.

[Ireond]

No.. blind Faith counts for affirmative action. That's the only reason we hired her here at the umpire training school

[Talmanes]

*only sees the previous post and has no idea what going on*

[reyler]

Screw that, Reo, Eliza Dushku is/was hot.

[Raena]

I was just scrolling up the forum main page and the last post was in this thread so I just had to post. It was a sign. HI.

[Ireond]

Yes, funny that.. bwhaahahahaha!

 

I'd say Welcome back.. but I'm not sure I qualify

[reyler]

And here just one page back I was bemoaning the fact that Raena hadn't been in this thread in forevers. Also I thought she wasn't even bothering with DM anymore.

[Locke]

And the sign read: "Raena, come back to Fiddles for the rest of your life is an illusion."

 

I think the rest was just a pineapple advertisement.

[reyler]

[Ireond]

Arbitrary Pineapple?

[Raena]

I wasn't bothering with DM and I was doing good but then it sucked me back like it always does. *shakes fist*

[reyler]

I know, insidious, innit? *hugs Raena and uses the opportunity to bite her in the neck*

[Barmacral]

ohai. Careful where you leave those bite marks. *glares*

[Raena]

*pretends to not notice the biting* I missed you too.

[Locke]

DM is a lot like trash in that manner. You try to throw it out, but it always comes back to stalk you.