Honeymoon

[GrandpaG]

* feels that old familiar rumbling in his tummy *

* knows that a large quantity of Gwampy gas is available *

* bends over and takes careful aim *

* lets her rip *

 

FFFFFFFLLLLOOOOOUUURRRPPPPPHHHH!!!

 

PPPPOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

 

* hydrant shoots out of the ass cannon at a terrific speed *

* it starts to tumble through it's trajectory *

* since reyler doesn't read these long posts, she doesn't see the projectile approaching *

* it hits her square in the keester and becomes lodged there causing HER to waddle *

;D

* being that she's a girl, Gwampy knows he's safe from a counter attack *

Girls don't fart.

* nods *

Everybody knows that.

:D

[bad company]

I read it, quite good though rey rey might read it you know

[reyler]

Oh please, you know you don't have that kind of aim.

[Dread Lord McFufu]

yet he is old reyler, perhaps you should humor him

[GrandpaG]

* struts "proud as a peacock" *

Several lines long and she read it anyway!  :)

I must be good.  8)

[mcs0083]

You should give advice to us younger lads gwamps lol :D

[bad company]

Well depends on what you mean by younger

[GrandpaG]

* approaches the double nickels as gracefully as possible *

April Fools Day isn't that far off.

Guess it beats the alternative?

Maybe if I died today, I'd be reincarnated as a permanent First Fool of Fiddlesticks who NEVER had to visit that "other" world!!!

That might be heaven or hell depending on who is looking at it.

Fiddles is fun.

But EVERY DAY?

ALL DAY?

:-\

[mcs0083]

OF COURSE IT IS! ;D

[reyler]

I'm sure that at some point Kingdom Hearts 2 actually picks up a little bit of difficulty, but it just hasn't happened yet  :-\

[mcs0083]

Oh it does.

Wait until you start fighting the Org. XIII ppls

[Dread Lord McFufu]

yeah it does the last fight in KH2 seems to take forever, just make sure you get the good ending for the KH3 teaser

[GrandpaG]

* doesn't have a dragon to click and doesn't feel bad because of it *

* feels like a dinosaur because he doesn't know what that game is *

* wonders if being a dinosaur makes up for not having a dragon *

:-\

[mcs0083]

*ignores gwampys senile mumbling*

Ya, but Xeonort was kick ass. Even though you had to kick his ass. ;D

[Raena]

Barmacral!

[Barmacral]

You called?

[Raena]

Indeed. You're like one of Pavlov's dogs, almost, except you're not a dog and you're not drooling.

[Barmacral]

But I was standing right here minding my own business when you called.

[reyler]

But your business is to wait for her to have use for you.

 

I suppose that bit about Organization XIII might have some merit, as I had just beaten the War of 1000 Heartless scenario, and the fight with Demyx was the first battle I've had that was even slightly tricky. The actual 1000 Heartless battle was awesome, though.

[Barmacral]

Too true... *stands obediently by Raena*

[reyler]

You're blocking my light *stands Barm over in the other corner, the dark lonely corner with the cobwebs*

[Barmacral]

But this isn't beside Raena. *moves back to where he was before*

[reyler]

You don't have to crowd the poor girl, you just have to be close enough to respond in a prompt and timely fashion.

[Barmacral]

But she likes having me at her side.

[reyler]

Ah, masochism, gotcha.