Honeymoon

[Barmacral]

*grins and shuts the door*

[Raena]

What? Why are you locking me out from your room?

[Barmacral]

No, I'm locking you and Danya in with me. I'm locking everyone else out.

[Raena]

Then why am I standing outside a locked door, alone, cold? Who is in there with you if it isn't me?  :o

[Barmacral]

Hmm, coulda sworn you were on the inside of the room. *opens the door, pulls Raena in, shuts the door*

[Raena]

;D

[Dread Lord McFufu]

::places a "do not disturb" sign on the door and mutters:: well we don't need them any more disturbed then they all ready are

[MsDanya]

I am so not disturbed!!

[reyler]

<Obscene[XXX]> and it's very disturbating

 

Ahh Greg, I'll never let you live that one down  :D

[mcs0083]

I must agree with reyler.

Just what kind of hankey pankey is going on in there?

[Toy and Minion]

Actually, Dennis isn't my name, Mark.

[mcs0083]

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF TEA IN CHINA!

CHINA IS ALSO WAT FINE DISHWARE IS CALLED!

DISHWARE IS AN ESSENTIAL TO EATING FOOD!

FOOD IS ESSENTIAL TO LIVING!

LIVING IS A MYSTERY THAT IS YET TO BE EXPLAINED!

[Dread Lord McFufu]

either that was profound in some weird way, or it was a snapshot of a ADD mind

[Toy and Minion]

It has to do with the price of tea in china because the price of tea is weighed in cucumbers.  and everyone knows that cucumbers have the exact weight of a pile of air.

[mcs0083]

No sir.

I must disagree with you.

The price of tea in china is weighed in piles of air directly.

Did you just add the cucumbers to make it interesting?

SHAME ON YOU! *clouts DSage in the head*

[Toy and Minion]

No, you discarded the cucumbers in an attempt to discredit me.  And you're full of tomato soup.

[mcs0083]

No problem there.

Tomato soup is scrumptious.

[Toy and Minion]

Only with tunafish sandwiches, c00.  Otherwise, it might as well be the juice of a veggie.

[mcs0083]

Those are yummy too.

Anything else?

[GrandpaG]

* looks around to be sure nobody is watching *

* lifts his leg and marks a nearby fire hydrant *

AAAAAAAaaaahhhhh.

That's better.  :)

[mcs0083]

It's Gwampy being Gwampy. ;D

[GrandpaG]

:-[

Didn't realize anybody would notice.

:-[

[mcs0083]

Well you did do it in broad daylight. :-\

[reyler]

HeyheyheyheyHEY you pee on it, you buy it buster. *puts on rubber gloves, stuffs the hydrant up Gwampus, and sends him waddling on down the street*

[GrandpaG]

* feels that old familiar rumbling in his tummy *

* knows that a large quantity of Gwampy gas is available *

* bends over and takes careful aim *

* lets her rip *

 

FFFFFFFLLLLOOOOOUUURRRPPPPPHHHH!!!

 

PPPPOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

 

* hydrant shoots out of the ass cannon at a terrific speed *

* it starts to tumble through it's trajectory *

* since reyler doesn't read these long posts, she doesn't see the projectile approaching *

* it hits her square in the keester and becomes lodged there causing HER to waddle *

;D

* being that she's a girl, Gwampy knows he's safe from a counter attack *

Girls don't fart.

* nods *

Everybody knows that.

:D