Honeymoon

[Alys Kinch]

*explodes in a shower of blood*

[reyler]

*steals Alys' face from the mess*

[Barmacral]

with what hands? they asploded with the rollercoster. as did your kneecaps.

[Alys Kinch]

the ones she regenerated?

[Barmacral]

BOOM

[loki redfern]

*takes the keneecaps*

[reyler]

*abducts loki and keeps him locked in the closet*

[loki redfern]

..why are all the other men in here trying to come on to me?

[Barmacral]

Your calling reyler a man?

[MsDanya]

*hides down in a bunker*

 

hey Bosom, you should come in here. this can get ugly!

[Barmacral]

*ducks in, seals off bunker after coating it with anti-reyler spray*

[MsDanya]

hey! no groping!!  >:(

[Barmacral]

You put my hand there!

[MsDanya]

pfft details  ::)

[loki redfern]

i think shes scared *nods* 8)

[Alys Kinch]

yeah, because feeling her up scares her... *rolls eyes*

[reyler]

Man  :'(

 

*goes into the corner and sobs*

 

*returns only long enough to castrate loki with fishing knives, then goes back to sobbing in the corner*

[Barmacral]

WHAT? THIS IS IT? I WASTED ALL THAT FANCY EXPENSIVE SPRAY FOR THIS?

 

I'd comfort you rey, but I'm not sure how you'd show your appreciation. It makes me nervous.

[reyler]

*bites Barm on the neck and drinks his blood* Your concern is duly noted.

[Barmacral]

Anyone notice how bright out it is suddenly today?

[reyler]

*hiss*

[Barmacral]

It smells like burrrrrning

[reyler]

Whoops!  :-[ *turns down the stove*

[Barmacral]

Dammit! Now nobody'll eat my special brownies.

[reyler]

All you did was crap on a skillet, nobody was going to eat them anyway except maybe Callandor