The Church

[Adella]

Haha, I read that thread a couple of weeks ago.. So awesome!

[Little Miss]

The one where we almost broke fiddles?

[dapianoplay3r]

Im back for a bit

:o

How did you manage that?!?

 

 

[Adella]

For the first time? Yep, that one.. Ah, how things have changed! ;D

 

Edit: Serious discussions will do it.. We broke all of DM with one recently.

[dapianoplay3r]

Oh  :D

 

Im so dumb

[Little Miss]

yep!! I still blame Eddie for that one...

 

 

PLAYER! Didn't you go to bed or some such thing?

[Adella]

Haha, I blame Eddie for everything, so it's implied for that one I guess :D

[dapianoplay3r]

Its only seven pm here but i didnt think i would be able to get on for the rest of the evening

But that turned out not to be true

[Adella]

WOOOO!

[dapianoplay3r]

Im still waiting for my dinner :P

[Little Miss]

Diiiinnneerrr...

 

oh. ;D

[Adella]

Nummmmmy!

[dapianoplay3r]

Yea

Ham is yummy

[Little Miss]

Yes yes it is! :D

[dapianoplay3r]

Im glad your not Jewish

That could have been bad

[Adella]

I had ham for dinner too! ;D

[dapianoplay3r]

Awesome!

 

Topic Change!!!

 

So heard any good jokes lately?

[Adella]

Nope.

[dapianoplay3r]

That just popped my bubble

*pop*

 

 

 

[Adella]

I thought you were gonna tell me a joke.. Damn...

[dapianoplay3r]

Is Windows a Virus

 

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

 

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

 

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

 

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

 

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

 

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

 

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

 

So Windows is not a virus.

 

It's a bug.

[Little Miss]

*pokes Player*

[Adella]

That was decently funny, I chuckled a bit.

[Little Miss]

I would say a 6

[Adella]

I was thinking 5 or 6..