I need a computer

[Locke]

*would be happy if he had a functioning brain*

[bad company]

You could be metaphysically happy

[Locke]

*could be salsa*

[bad company]

Could be a BLT

[Locke]

Could be a muffin. :(

[Al Jenn Mael]

Led, so how is the new computer?

[Little Miss]

O_o

 

*comes in with Fresh cookies for all*

[Al Jenn Mael]

*Sniffs and smells cookies, turns around to see Limi*

 

*Bows*

 

Your kindness knows no bounds.

[ed2funy]

She has a whip Al...it isn't always fun. ;)

[Al Jenn Mael]

Yes, but a whip can be cut can't it?

[ed2funy]

Not hers. :P

She just poofs it back...

 

Night! (I know it is morning).

[aemonkristen]

She can POOF!

 

*giggles*

[Locke]

I can die. 

[Al Jenn Mael]

Well I guess we'll have to increase your sword training then Ed, so you can defend yourself.

 

*Starts stretching*

[ed2funy]

o.0

Where did that come from?

[Al Jenn Mael]

Well your constantly just getting whipped by woman, can't have that now can we?

 

*Tosses Ed a practice sword*

 

That and I haven't seen enough training going on here of late.

 

*Begins walking forward*

[ed2funy]

*catches sword point-first*

I am going to need a sewing kit after this.

 

*flips sword around, puts one arm behind back and stands ready*

On guard!

:P

 

Also.....the whip is not bad. ;)

[Al Jenn Mael]

Ok.. maybe not sparing... Don't worry the blade is dull it shouldn't be able to cut you.

 

*Puts sword inbetween his belt*

 

Ok, first off we aren't fencing, you won't be able to move that much weight around with just one hand effectively. Here, grip the sword as low on the pommel as you can to give yourself more leverage to swing it quicker. Now widen your stance and put your dominant foot slightly back, yes, just like that. Get your balance on the balls of your feet your going to need to move quickly. Now lets go through the following forms just copy me...

 

Boar Rushes Down the Mountain

Cat Crosses The Courtyard

The Creeper Embraces

The Courtier Taps His Fan

Dove Takes Flight

Eel Among The Lily Pads

Emptiness

The Falcon Stoops

Folding The Air

The Hummingbird Kisses The Honeyrose

Kingfisher Circles The Pond

Leaf On The Breeze

Leopard's Caress

Lightning of Three Prongs

The Lion Springs

Lizard In The Thornbush

The Moon Rises Over The Lakes

Parting The Silk

Plucking The Low-Hanging Apple

Rain In High Wind

Reaping The Barley

The Red Hawk Takes A Dove

River of Light

Sheathe The Sword

Stones Falling From The Cliff

The Swallow Takes Flight

Threading The Needle

Two Hares Leaping

Unfolding the Fan

Whirlwind on the Mountain

The Wind Blows Over The Wall

The Wood Grouse Dances

 

*Begins going through the forms*

[ed2funy]

*watches as sword cuts Al in the leg*

 

*balances on balls of feet and grabs sword with two hands*

 

Boar Rushes Down the Mountain - *trips and stabs Locke* :o

Cat Crosses The Courtyard - *does well enough*

The Creeper Embraces - *knows this moves*

The Courtier Taps His Fan - *hits own ankle*

Dove Takes Flight - *jumps up and tries to fly*

Eel Among The Lily Pads - *swishes sword at Al*

Emptiness - *sleeps*

The Falcon Stoops - *puts sword point in dirt*

Folding The Air - *throws sword up, claps and catches the sword*

The Hummingbird Kisses The Honeyrose - *taps Al on the shoulder*

Kingfisher Circles The Pond - *runs in a circle around Al and cuts at him*

Leaf On The Breeze - *swings sword gracefully*

Leopard's Caress - *oils sword*

Lightning of Three Prongs - *stabs at Al's head 3 times*

The Lion Springs - *does something cool*

Lizard In The Thornbush - *shoves blade into ground and flings dirt everywhere*

The Moon Rises Over The Lakes - *swings sword overhanded at Al*

Parting The Silk - *easily cuts through own case* But it is COTTON!!!

Plucking The Low-Hanging Apple - *spins in circle and swings at Al's neck*

Rain In High Wind - *sings "We are nothing but dust on the wind"*

Reaping The Barley - *repeatedly swings at Al's calves*

The Red Hawk Takes A Dove - *cuts Al's wrist*

River of Light - *thrusts at Al's abdomen*

Sheathe The Sword - *decides this one can wait*

Stones Falling From The Cliff - *stumbles*

The Swallow Takes Flight - *thrusts at Al's throat*

Threading The Needle - *quickly weaves sword about, going for Al's shoulders*

Two Hares Leaping - *cuts a bunny up* :o A lucky foot!

Unfolding the Fan - *drinks some Limiade*

Whirlwind on the Mountain - *spins around flashing sword*

The Wind Blows Over The Wall - *jumps up and thrusts at Al's neckbone*

The Wood Grouse Dances - *eats some turkey*

 

 

;D

[Al Jenn Mael]

*Sigh*

 

I'll just let your soon to be faction leader or storm leader deal with you.

 

*Walks 100m away from Ed and continues training*

[ed2funy]

What....I thought those were pretty good.

:P

[Al Jenn Mael]

*Continuing his forms...*

 

Well it made me smile, but I think we will have to find another weapon for you.

[ed2funy]

Hmmmmm....how about....

>.>

A monkey. ;D

 

A raging monkey who attacks on my command.

He is coming for you Al.

[Al Jenn Mael]

Don't you have some feathers from your pillows you can use to tickle people, or maybe...

 

Pillow forms.

 

We will start bright and early tomorrow, I'll have to figure out such a thing will work but I'm sure it can.

[ed2funy]

I have Feather Bombs and Feather Blades.

 

There are others. But, atm, I can't reveal those.

Really..the monkey is a good idea. :P

 

He shall be you namesake! :D