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[bad company]

And our hero found he was in a Monty Python clip

[Locke]

(better)

 

Where he was consequently attacked by whiskey.

[bad company]

Who proceeded to drink him

[Locke]

and also offered him a purple strawberry.

[bad company]

Which he promptly declined stating

[Locke]

that combining worm with yellow thimbles DOES NOT come out to be the equivalent of a tooth fairy.

[bad company]

Thus the tooth fairy was slain and replaced by a radical dictator

[Locke]

Who ordered everyone to gather up their pink pens and go to war with over sized bunnies.

[bad company]

who had blood of chocolate

[Locke]

and carried with them flowers.

[bad company]

That sprayed tony danza out

[Locke]

onto a lawn of marshmallows.

[mmeeshal]

That were like superglue.

[ConQuest]

That turned anything with chocolate blood into alien blood

 

(you know, like the blood of aliens on AvP)

[Talya]

But the chocolate was left

[Al Jenn Mael]

behind, tragically with the pink pens. The war was going to be delayed, but

[mmeeshal]

then a magician named Bladderius appeared.

[Al Jenn Mael]

and decided to take a long relaxing bath to clean up, because...

[mmeeshal]

Well, we don't like to talk about why he needed to clean up.  The point is, he took a bath.  In acid.

[Locke]

That made him think of blueberries.

[mmeeshal]

And he was terribly hungry for them...

[ConQuest]

So he orderd in, then he

[Locke]

fell off of a cliff (it was the cliff's fault)

[ConQuest]

And landed on a Fluffy...

 

(its always the cliffs fault  ;D)

[Al Jenn Mael]

Porcupine, the only one of it's kind, thought extinct since...

 

(Unless the cliff is on a disc on four elephants on a turtle then it is the eagles fault)