Men are Happier....

[Talya]

NICKNAMES

 

·                    If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

 

·                    If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

 

 

EATING OUT

 

·                    When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

 

·                    When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

 

 

MONEY

 

·                    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

 

·                    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

 

 

BATHROOMS

 

·                    A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .

 

·                    The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

 

 

ARGUMENTS

 

·                    A woman has the last word in any argument.

 

·                    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

 

FUTURE

 

·                    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

 

·                    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

 

SUCCESS

 

·                    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

 

·                    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

 

MARRIAGE

 

·                    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

 

·                    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

 

 

DRESSING UP

 

·                    A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

 

·                    A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

 

 

NATURAL

 

·                    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

 

·                    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

 

 

 

[el Nynaeve]

Lol Tal! I must not be the average woman, hardly any of that applies to me, especially the bathroom bit. :D

[a pale tanned lover]

LMAO I agree with most of that, although men will admit it but women will disagree  :D

[Dunbar]

Nice ^^

[Talya]

lol, I'm with you El, my Bathroom is very sparse! I used to have more of Heather's toys in there than anything else, but i have slowly got rid of those too >.>

[Toy and Minion]

Fun! :D 

 

I wouldn't say men are happier though.  Women do a good job of evening out the playing field. >.>

 

I obey and serve you oh glorious leader of the Light. Please allow me to kiss the ground you walk on.

[Talya]

why, we do don't we Dsage.

 

*sees him surrounded by females*

 

I wonder why you said that ;)

[Toy and Minion]

Some call it a curse.  Some, a dream come true.  Me?  I say I'm given opportunities. 

 

I obey and serve you oh glorious leader of the Light. Please allow me to kiss the ground you walk on.

[Talya]

People are just so darn generous then, lol