Some will love this, others will hate me for it, I'm sure.

[the dude]

*poses, flamethrower in one hand, babe in the other*

 

ice to meet you, squirrels.....

 

*lowers shades* hang on babe, things are really starting to... cook. *whoooooosh*

 

*tiny screams of squirrels*

 

i know min, i know, but it was us or them.

[elmindreda]

*screams a little as the squirels are burnt to cinders then curls into cool dudes chest and sobs a little*

 

thankyou you saved me i jus cant help but feel sorry for the poor squirels

[elmindreda]

you deserve a reward for saving me what would you like?

 

have you still got you nuts?

 

ahh theres one behind you

[the dude]

no, that was just a decoy. to trick the squirrels. i keep my real stash locked away.

[elmindreda]

im not very good at awards

 

*paces room in thought*

[the dude]

well, you could always repay me in thousand-dollar bills. just a thought.

[elmindreda]

sorry can you take a check

 

*hands over massive check*

 

anything else

[the dude]

is this post-dated?

[elmindreda]

oh hear just have the cash its in my other outfit though

 

*runs and changes into knee high boots and a black skirt with a blue low cumt top and takes money from bra*

 

here you go

[the dude]

*tilts head appraisingly, counts money* this'll do. so, you do, like, gymnastics in that?

[elmindreda]

the skirts a bit restricting i profer a proper gymnastics outfit

 

do you like this one?

[the dude]

it's pretty good, sure.

[elmindreda]

prefrance?

[the dude]

blue latex?

[elmindreda]

unforunately i have none

 

*rums off and returns in black leather*

 

How about this?

[elmindreda]

if a guys safest option is chaoclate for a girl then what is a girls safesy option on a guy?

[Guest Majsju]

That can't be answered on a pg13 community...

[elmindreda]

whys that :lol:

[Mightelove]

I don't know.

 

All it requires is a leather belt and fast reflexes.

 

He starts acting up, he gets a beating.

 

*nod*

[elmindreda]

that sounds like fun :twisted:

[Asgard Thorin]

So' date=' what do we poor lads whose women don't like chocolate do?[/quote']

 

If candy doesn't work(or flowers) try jewelry. If that is not in the budget try booze. If for her, it might be a successful diversion. If for you it can at least take the edge off the pain =) :D

 

Scene from Hot Shots part Deux: Richard Crenna is being tortured like he was in Rambo III (joking called Third Blood in my family). After having an entire nuclear pile's worth of electricity or so run through him, the main torturer speaks in grudging respect:

 

"I see you are no stranger to pain."

"I've been married." The torturers nod understandingly. "Twice." The torturers "ooof" and wince.

[elmindreda]

oooh thats mean its worse for the women than the men in the marriage lol :D :lol:

[joeybsmash]

women always assume that it is worse for them. and my wife says that if a man says something in the forrest , and is alone, he's still wrong.

[elmindreda]

now im not completely sure that is right