*sets up booth*

[Dunbar]

Unless BadCo lives on the Moon, which is very high!

 

Not better than a spoon

[bad company]

I could live on the moon, it's a five minute walk but it's too expensive

[eclipse0]

Which is good for eating soup because a fork is not very useful for that unless it has got many vegetables.

[Far Dareis Mai]

TODAY IS THE DAY! MY BIRTHDAY! WE SHOULD CELEBRATE, AND IF SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING ESPECIALLY FUNNY OR PLEASING TO ME, I SHALL GIVE POINTS AS PARTY FAVORS. WooT!

[eclipse0]

So this guy walks into a bar, and it impaled his brains...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I ated them. They were delicious.

[Raeyn]

 

Have you got any grapes?

[Dunbar]

WO, HAPPY DAY OF BEING BORN!?

[cosmicpanda]

I wrote a song about Barmy to the tune of "I lost my meatball", better known as 'on top of mount smokey'.

 

Our dear lovely Barrrmm - y

Is running amok

he's eating young children

and wearing a frock.

 

So the poor children

in soft scallop shells

were munched with great gusto

by dear Barmacral.

[Dunbar]

Knowing the tune made it easier to sing

 

*nods*

 

*applauds*