DO thread, sorry bout the wait all

[bad company]

I am you july DO, first off minus points for any fluffy gifts

[Barmacral]

I give you this very large fluffy army of teddy bears, and this giant flamethrower to destroy it with, oh mighty DO.

[Moghedian]

I give you a trolloc!!!! (The lounge... ::))

[bad company]

Barm you annoying man

 

-2 for the bear and 3 for the flamethrower so 1 point

 

Moggy 0 points, you know better

 

Barm-1

Moggy-0

[Moghedian]

Have an iron maiden complete with a dungeon!!!  8)

[Alaksuleiel]

I give you an Army of Drop Bears to help you invade New Zealand.....

[bad company]

Better. 3 points

Alak you are a legend 5 points

 

Barm-1

Moggy-3

Alak-5

[Moghedian]

I give you a nuclear weapon of your choice... ::)

[bad company]

uninspired and convenional 1 point

 

Barm-1

Moggy-4

Alak-5

[Alaksuleiel]

Oh great DO, I have cloned a thylacine to guard and keep you company.....

[bad company]

A tassy tiger, how cute 3 points

 

 

Barm-1

Moggy-4

Alak-8

[thewarlord]

i give you nyn as a slave, do with her as yopu like great dark one and always remember your faithful servent.

[Moghedian]

Oh evil DO, I bring you the opportunity to change Australia's National Anthem!!!! (you know you want to... ::))

[Barmacral]

I bring you the entire population of Quebec to be your slaves.

[Dunbar]

*bows down*

 

I LOVE YOU

 

*dances and brings you one million walruses*

[bad company]

War 2 points though if you survive nyn's wrath then you can get 2 more

Thank you moggy I shall change it to something much better 3 points

Barm they shall come in handy 2 points

Demi 1 point straight away because you're finally back, good to see my old punching bag back and for the walrus's 3 points

 

Barm-3

Moggy-4

Alak-8

War-2(2 pending)

Moggy-3

Demi-4

[Alaksuleiel]

i give you WYD to do with as you will.....

[bad company]

Very good,4 points, catholics begone.

Barm-3

Moggy-4

Alak-12

War-2(2 pending)

Moggy-3

Demi-4

 

 

[Moghedian]

i give you WYD to do with as you will.....

 

Argh, that is always on the news...

 

Great, DO I give you massaging blankets!!!  ;D :D

[Dunbar]

*bows deep*

 

today, oh illustrious one, I bring you an elephant with photon torpedoes strapped to it's belly!

 

great fun for the whole family *nod*

[bad company]

Moggy very nice 3 points

Demi not too inventive but enjoyable non the less 3 points

 

 

Barm-3

Moggy-4

Alak-12

War-2(2 pending)

Moggy-6

Demi-7

[Moghedian]

I give you the band Bad Company to do with as you will...

I also bring you your monthly collection of new Lanfears!!!  ;D

[Dunbar]

I'm sorry, I can't brain today!

 

*licks your back*

[Mightelove]

What the hell kind of DO apologizes?

[eclipse0]

*kicks Mighte and handcuffs her around the toilet bowl*

 

The DO does as the DO pleases...

 

That being said, I beg the DO's forgiveness for being tardy. My ship just returned from the Caribbean and I have brought many spoils back for your enjoyment. 

 

From the isle of Puerto Rico, I present cannons used to defend the port of Old San Juan from the Fortress of San Cristobal. These cannons have turned back the likes of Sir Francis Drake, Duke George Clifford and Sir Ralph Abercromby.

 

 

These cannons have more blood on their hands then the guillotines outside the Bastille!