All your butts are belong to me!

[GrandpaG]

I vote #4 other.

 

Since she's really a retired school teacher who never married because she hated those wretched little boys who grew up to be men, that puts her into her late 40's early 50's because that's as long as teachers can stand to be around kids.  If she had a sweet keester when she was young, it's gone by now.  Teachers in general nowadays tend to exercise and eat right, so the rice cake thing is out.  Number 3 is close but not quite there.  She's a 4 because she's somewhere between a 2 and a 3 but really neither.  You should not be looking at her butt, anyway, you bunch of perverts!  >:(

 

And, yes, even though I never come here anymore to spread my meaningless drivel, my butt still belongs to queen reyler.  :)

[GrandpaG]

NEXT POLL:

 

What subject do you think she taught?

 

A) Torture 101.

 

B) Anatomy.  (she knows which body parts to rip off)

 

C) Psychology.  (such a strong mind must have a strong background)

 

D) English.  (most English teachers enjoy giving pain)

 

E) Math/Science.  (had to throw in my own particular specialty)

 

F) Other.

 

 

See voting disclaimers in preceding post.  ;D

[GrandpaG]

Boy.

This is tough.

Could be A.

She's too quick witted for E.

B wouldn't challenge her enough.

C or D.

C or D.

C or D.

F?

 

I'm gonna say C.

Just because of the strong mind thing.

Yet, she can seem to enjoy herself while removing body limbs.

Nope.

C.

* nods *

[GrandpaG]

Now that I've taken up all of your time reading these multiple posts, I can say what I came here to stay to start with.

 

 

 

Hi!

:-*

[reyler]

Wait, did somebody post on this page at all?

[bad company]

Not by the looks of it, so gramps did several polls on his own

[reyler]

I don't know who you're talking about.

[FallingBullets]

I gona pick .... *rub chinnychinchin*....oooh, 2

[LedZepMan]

Definately A

[reyler]

No matter which option you choose, you're wrong. How's that?

[mcs0083]

enigma

[FallingBullets]

am I still wrong if I dont chose anything? ;...

[mcs0083]

probably :-\

[GrandpaG]

* takes out his false teeth and massages his aching gums *

* exercises his lip muscles in a kissing motion *

:-*

* runs wrinkled fingers through gnarly strands of white hair *

* scratches where it itches *

* takes another brief but meaningful nip from the brown bag bottle *

* yawns *

* stretches *

* looks around *

 

I can remember in the old days when this thread would grow by several pages in a single day.  Since I placed my polls, it has come to a screeching halt.  I sometimes have that affect on people.  ;D

[mcs0083]

lol

Grampy, you should come around more often :)

[GrandpaG]

* starts to respond to Agent 83 *

* decides it would be better in the Gwampy thread *

* exits, stage right *

 

Hi, queeny!

:-*

[mcs0083]

lol

[ed2funy]

[glow=red,2,300]Revives thread!!![/glow]

[bad company]

I think there has been a shift in the general spam populatino that affects post counts and threads

[Anoxanmore]

Fail revival.

[bad company]

Fail fail

[Anoxanmore]

FAIL FAIL FAIL

[reyler]

"Populatino", I remember accidentally coining that word like seven years ago  :D

[Anoxanmore]

Only seven.. so young :P

[reyler]

You're like 2.5 years older than me and don't give me this 10,000 years old stuff.