Waste of Time: A WOT Parody

[Myndrunner]

Anyone who has read Bored with the Rings by the Harvard Lampoon, published in 1969, should wonder why no one has ever written a parody of the Wheel of Time.  I am quite sure there are some good comedic writers among us who could try.  ::)

 

;D Struggling with the names of some of the characters in Wot, I began to create my own variations of the characters when discussing the books with friends.  Quite often, Moiraine became Migraine and Rand al'Thor became Rand om'Bore.  I got thinking, what a gold mine a Waste of Time book parody would be if done respectfully.

 

The characters could be:

Rand....................Rand om'Bore

Mat.....................Mac Coughdrop

Perrin.............Pardon Eyebrowya

Egwene.............Egg-wine al'Vinnie

Nynaeve............Nye-eve val'Halla

Moirane............Migraine Demanding

Lan..................Lame Assdragon

Thom................Tim Married-Man

Ba'lsamon...............Ballzy-man

Paden Fain.............Paddle Gaim

 

Just some thoughts to have fun with..... ::)-MR

 

 

[Spool]

The idea is very nice. No one has written a parody of WoT yet probably cause the series aint finished. We will probably see some sort of parody after the series is done. (I hope they pack it down to a smaller size like Bored of the Rings did...I dont wanna spend half a year reading the parody from WoT ;P)

[Hero of Satsuma]

Bored of the Rings was a fun read.  I think a parody of WOT would go over well.  I would read it.

 

I like Lame Assdragon, that nigh got me rolling!

 

[Generic Aelfinn #2]

lol at 'Waste of Time'

[Leopoled Boothe]

I would definitly read that book!!!

 

Of course I'd have to call Perrin, Paddin' A-bra

 

A few other names I'd suggest:

 

Ishameal............Fishysmell

Lanfear.............Lightbeer

Asmodean............Camodeian

Demandred...........Raisenbread

Semiraghe...........Backmassage

Messana.............Bannana

Be'lal..............Be'gone (because he was rather quickly)

Morgase.............Malaise

Logain Ablar........Rogaine Abald

Mazrim Taim ........Madman Tame (Tame is a play of the commen mispronunciation of his name)

Elaida..............Eyelazer

Elayne Trankand.....Easy-lay Backbend

Aran'gar............Aren't Guy

 

 

[Myndrunner]

Gawyn Trankand - Gay-One Backbend

Siun Sanche - Swan Sushi

Aviendha - Isitinya?

Jaim Farstrider - Jim Fartstinker

Loial - Boil (from the Shanghi Shedding)

Calindor - Calendar (only works once a month)

High Lady Suroth -  High Lady Stewbroth

The Slayer - The Streaker (runs through your dreams nekkid)

 

Min Farshaw -  Man Furjaw.  Likes to dress in breeches, flannel shirts, and Birkenstocks.  "Eggwine, I see your future.  You're naked by my fireplace...um, I mean in the White tower......do you play golf?"

 

Don't forget the mysterious ALE-fans and the MILF-fans! The first group gives you three mugs of beer and takes away your memories.  The other makes you do chores around the house. 

[aevogt]

BLASPHEMERS!!!

 

May you be attacked by rabid sheep.  Who carry knives. 

 

;-)>

[Besolyn]

"Ballzy Man"!

 

*slaps knee, doubled over laughing*

[Myndrunner]

Padding A-bra is great!!! I wondered how he got that BIG CHESTY Blacksmith look....

 

Faile - Fail (another common mispronunciation)

Berilyn - Barrel-Lips (like Hot Lips from M.A.S.H.)

 

Aes Sedai would be Eye forEye....maybe....dunno....

 

"Oh no!! It's Bollucks!!! There everywhere, and they have a MadDrawl with them. He just won't stop drawing pictures!!"

 

At the Pink Eye of the World: "Ahhh, what is that? A Forsaken? .... No, just an eyelash."

[aevogt]

"Ballzy Man"!

 

*slaps knee, doubled over laughing*

 

At least someone on this board gets me.