*Grabs a big stick*

[asrid]

*is pooped on by spoop*

 

HEY, *summons army of crickets to devour spoop*

[HotW Moiraine]

Are they licking it off?

 

They MUST lick!

[Jelly]

*Twaps*

Get your crickets away from us! Now!

[asrid]

*calls off crickets* *murmors* but he pooped on me

 

*sticks tounge out at hotw who is now dubed spoop*

[Jelly]

*calls off crickets* *murmors* but he pooped on me

 

He?

 

[HotW Moiraine]

he

 

You, are going to die.

[asrid]

Sorry missed an 's'

 

Sorry Spoop  :-X

[HotW Moiraine]

You have a name.

 

It is now:

 

Bastard.

[asrid]

sorry, if your trying to be mean... i am a bastard  :-[

[Jelly]

Lol...tut tut Asrid, insulting Chosen. *Shakes head* Some people these days.

*Stabs*

[asrid]

Chosen? shes a chosen? i thought chosen could come up with something better than ...'bastard'

 

 

*thinks*

 

i prolly should shut up now, shouldnt i

[HotW Moiraine]

It's not the potency of the word that is the problem.

 

But the length of time you are going to have to put up with it.

 

Bastard.

[asrid]

ive been called bastard plenty of times... but spoop...

 

*holds out hands as if he is weighing something

 

bastard...

 

spoop...

 

bastad...

 

spoop...

 

thats not something that most would put up with...

 

oh and Jelly about me prading her...

 

SHE STARTED IT,,, *mutters* she pooped on me

and i said she! really i did

 

[Jelly]

Yeah...of course...

 

[asrid]

i dun want to start on a bad foot,

 

Im sorry Hotw, i wont call you spoop,, but i am really a bastard, so that name dosent affect me so youll have to come up with a new one

 

[HotW Moiraine]

Shutup Bastard

[asrid]

*pouts, sits and keeps silent*

[Twitchy]

Awww, I wanted to name him Clucker.

:(

 

[Jelly]

Clucker?

*Lobs hairbrush*

That's an awful thing to name him! How could you do that, Twitch?!

[asrid]

I AM NO CHICKEN!!!

 

*glares at twitch*

 

*Realizes he spoke and cringes before moirain could yell at him*

[Twitchy]

*Rips off clucker's fingernails*

You need to calm down.

 

[Master Blade X]

I think I stepped in at the wrong time.

 

*tip toes out of the room*

[asrid]

*laughs as his clone screams in horrific pain*

 

Crap *runs away throwing dresser drawers down in the way of however he thinks is following him*

[Jelly]

Ewww....

*Reads a book, trying to ignore screams*

[Master Blade X]

*Reads over Jelly's shoulder*

 

So you put the *blank* inside the *blank*.

 

Wow, why would you be reading that here? you do know there may be chrildren around, right?