Black Ajah Intelligence Quiz! ***WINNERS ANNOUNCED***

[cosmicpanda]

Well, instead of personalized quizzes as we had before, this one is open to the whole of DM.

 

PM your responses to me.

 

This is open until the end of the first week of January. My time, not yours. There are 15 questions. The person who gets the most right will win 13 points. The runnerup will get 12, and the person in third will get none, as will the rest of you. If there is a tie points will be split. I betcha Moir will win. :P

 

Quiz:

 

First section: Multiple Choice Questions

 

1) A fully-loaded bus crashes into a car parked in the middle of the road. What happens to the velocity of the centre of mass of the bus and the car, disregarding friction?

 

a) It decreases

b) It increases

c) It remains constant

d) It explodes

e) None of the above

 

2) What happens to the velocity of the car in the above scenario?

 

a) It decreases

b) It increases

c) It remains constant

d) It explodes

e) None of the above

 

3) How many instances of the letter "o" are there in this sentence?

 

a) 1

b) 2

c) 3

d) 4

5) More

 

4) Who linked with Rand in the Wheel of Time series to assist him in cleansing Saidin?

 

a) Egwene

b) Elayne

c) Nynaeve

d) Cadsuane

e) Moirane

 

(didn't RJ enjoy finishing off names with the letter "e"?)

 

5) Which Aes Sedai did Mat spank in KOD?

 

a) Joline

b) Teslyn

c) Edesina

d) Adelas

e) Verin

 

Second Section: Maths questions

 

6) 1+1.5*4/5 = ?

 

7) cos(x) is the same as 1/y. What is y, expressed as a single trigonmetric identity?

 

8 ) 2x+3 = x^(1/2)

 

What is x?

 

9) If x = y, prove that x = y and 0 by completing the square.

 

10) Find the gradient function of y = ((2x+1)^3)/(sin(x).cos(x))

 

Third section, anything goes:

 

11) Pikachu is a pokemon famous for aiding Ash in the televised pokemon anime. In the first series, they worked together to thwart which evil organisation?

 

12) How tall is Mount Cook, in New Zealand? (to the nearest metre will do)

 

13) Which faction in SG did Raeyn lead at one time? And, which faction did Sebulba lead at one time? Both answers must be correct to get this question right.

 

14) How many points did Wandering Soul infamously take from me on one unfortunate occasion when he was the Dark One?

 

a) 10

b) 30

c) 100

d) 300

e) 500

 

15) Write a short paragraph on the necessity of gumboots relating to their usage in a rural setting. This will be used in case of a tie in order to determine the winner.

[HotW Moiraine]

I win all of them.

[Haxorsist]

I betcha Moir will win. :P

 

Cus she's a cheater.

[Twitchy]

What's that you hear?

Oh, that's the sound of victory, bitches.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1) A fully-loaded bus crashes into a car parked in the middle of the road. What happens to the velocity of the centre of mass of the bus and the car, disregarding friction?

 

a) It decreases

b) It increases

c) It remains constant

d) It explodes

e) None of the above

 

2) What happens to the velocity of the car in the above scenario?

 

a) It decreases

b) It increases

c) It remains constant

d) It explodes

e) None of the above

 

3) How many instances of the letter "o" are there in this sentence?

 

a) 1

b) 2

c) 3

d) 4

5) More

 

4) Who linked with Rand in the Wheel of Time series to assist him in cleansing Saidin?

 

a) Egwene

b) Elayne

c) Nynaeve

d) Cadsuane

e) Moirane

f) Explosione

 

(didn't RJ enjoy finishing off names with the letter "e"?)

 

5) Which Aes Sedai did Mat spank in KOD?

 

a) Joline

b) Teslyn

c) Edesina

d) Adelas

e) Verin

f) The one that exploded afterwards

 

Second Section: Maths questions

 

6) 1+1.5*4/5 = ?

 

Explosion= MulitpleC4's  (E=MC4) 

 

7) cos(x) is the same as 1/y. What is y, expressed as a single trigonmetric identity?

 

An explosion

 

8 ) 2x+3 = x^(1/2)

 

What is x?

 

F*ck if I care

 

9) If x = y, prove that x = y and 0 by completing the square.

 

Complete the square? F*ck that, I'mma explode the bitch.

 

10) Find the gradient function of y = ((2x+1)^3)/(sin(x).cos(x))

 

The gradient of the coefficient of the x term in the pythagorean theorem is Explosion.

 

Third section, anything goes:

 

11) Pikachu is a pokemon famous for aiding Ash in the televised pokemon anime. In the first series, they worked together to thwart which evil organisation?

 

Team Evil...Just kidding, it's Team-Explode-The-F*ck-Out-Of-The-Yellow-Rat-That-Shoots-Electricity-Out-Of-Its-Eyeballs

 

12) How tall is Mount Cook, in New Zealand? (to the nearest metre will do)

 

Does anybody care about New Zealand? I don't think so, especially since we're sending nukes in to explode it.

 

13) Which faction in SG did Raeyn lead at one time? And, which faction did Sebulba lead at one time? Both answers must be correct to get this question right.

 

The exploding BA and the exploding SS

 

14) How many points did Wandering Soul infamously take from me on one unfortunate occasion when he was the Dark One?

 

a) 10

b) 30

c) 100

d) 300

e) 500

f) So much that you exploded.

 

15) Write a short paragraph on the necessity of gumboots relating to their usage in a rural setting. This will be used in case of a tie in order to determine the winner.

 

 

Farmers use dynamite to blow up fish and eat them. The explosions make them taste extra tasty.

[cosmicpanda]

Scores so far:

 

bcxanth: 8/15

twitchy: 1/15

eli: 10/15

[Twitchy]

Huzzahh!!!

[Dunbar]

XD

 

*laughs*

[cosmicpanda]

I have to admit, I don't think twitch actually tried much.

 

Demi, you have a go now, go on  :)

 

:P

[Dunbar]

Quiz:

 

First section: Multiple Choice Questions

 

1) A fully-loaded bus crashes into a car parked in the middle of the road. What happens to the velocity of the centre of mass of the bus and the car, disregarding friction?

 

a) It decreases

b) It increases

c) It remains constant

d) It explodes <----------- this 'un? : p

e) None of the above

 

2) What happens to the velocity of the car in the above scenario?

 

a) It decreases

b) It increases <----------- this 'un?

c) It remains constant

d) It explodes

e) None of the above

 

3) How many instances of the letter "o" are there in this sentence?

 

a) 1

b) 2

c) 3

d) 4 <----------- this 'un!

5) More

 

4) Who linked with Rand in the Wheel of Time series to assist him in cleansing Saidin?

 

a) Egwene

b) Elayne

c) Nynaeve <----------- we'll go with this one >.< I quite can't remember

d) Cadsuane

e) Moirane

 

(didn't RJ enjoy finishing off names with the letter "e"?)

 

5) Which Aes Sedai did Mat spank in KOD?

 

a) Joline

b) Teslyn

c) Edesina <-------------- one in five isn't such a bad chance

d) Adelas

e) Verin

 

Second Section: Maths questions

 

6) 1+1.5*4/5 = ? 1,4? : p if i've read it correctly -.-

 

7) cos(x) is the same as 1/y. What is y, expressed as a single trigonmetric identity?

 

err

 

y= 1/cos(x) ? : p

 

8 ) 2x+3 = x^(1/2)

 

What is x? i'm far too lazy for this one now : (

 

9) If x = y, prove that x = y and 0 by completing the square. don't wannu >.<

 

10) Find the gradient function of y = ((2x+1)^3)/(sin(x).cos(x)) oh crikey

 

Third section, anything goes:

 

11) Pikachu is a pokemon famous for aiding Ash in the televised pokemon anime. In the first series, they worked together to thwart which evil organisation?

Team ROCKET!

 

12) How tall is Mount Cook, in New Zealand? (to the nearest metre will do)

i've no idea

 

13) Which faction in SG did Raeyn lead at one time? And, which faction did Sebulba lead at one time? Both answers must be correct to get this question right. BA and SS

 

14) How many points did Wandering Soul infamously take from me on one unfortunate occasion when he was the Dark One?

 

a) 10

b) 30

c) 100

d) 300 <--------- yeah!?

e) 500

 

15) Write a short paragraph on the necessity of gumboots relating to their usage in a rural setting. This will be used in case of a tie in order to determine the winner.

 

no!

 

 

Shit

 

and I supposedly have an A+ in maths -.-

[cosmicpanda]

I'll post results on sunday

[Jelly]

May as well post it here...

 

Quiz:

 

First section: Multiple Choice Questions

 

1) A fully-loaded bus crashes into a car parked in the middle of the road. What happens to the velocity of the centre of mass of the bus and the car, disregarding friction?

 

a) It decreases

b) It increases

c) It remains constant

d) It explodes

e) None of the above

 

2) What happens to the velocity of the car in the above scenario?

 

a) It decreases

b) It increases

c) It remains constant

d) It explodes

e) None of the above

 

3) How many instances of the letter "o" are there in this sentence?

 

a) 1

b) 2

c) 3

d) 4

5) More

 

4) Who linked with Rand in the Wheel of Time series to assist him in cleansing Saidin?

 

a) Egwene

b) Elayne

c) Nynaeve

d) Cadsuane

e) Moirane

 

(didn't RJ enjoy finishing off names with the letter "e"?)

 

5) Which Aes Sedai did Mat spank in KOD?

 

a) Joline

b) Teslyn

c) Edesina

d) Adelas

e) Verin

 

Second Section: Maths questions

 

6) 1+1.5*4/5 = 2

 

7) cos(x) is the same as 1/y. What is y, expressed as a single trigonmetric identity? What on Earth are you talking about? My guess:3

 

8 ) 2x+3 = x^(1/2)

 

What is x?

A letter.

Oh, you mean the value of x?

Ah.

That would be 1/2?

 

9) If x = y, prove that x = y and 0 by completing the square. I don't understand the question.

 

10) Find the gradient function of y = ((2x+1)^3)/(sin(x).cos(x)) What?

 

Third section, anything goes:

 

11) Pikachu is a pokemon famous for aiding Ash in the televised pokemon anime. In the first series, they worked together to thwart which evil organisation? TEAM ROCKET!  :D

 

12) How tall is Mount Cook, in New Zealand? (to the nearest metre will do) 4,000 metres

 

13) Which faction in SG did Raeyn lead at one time? And, which faction did Sebulba lead at one time? Both answers must be correct to get this question right. Um...Raeyn lead the...Shadowspawn? Sebula lead the...Black Ajah. I don't know!

 

14) How many points did Wandering Soul infamously take from me on one unfortunate occasion when he was the Dark One?

 

a) 10

b) 30

c) 100

d) 300

e) 500

 

15) Write a short paragraph on the necessity of gumboots relating to their usage in a rural setting. This will be used in case of a tie in order to determine the winner.

 

As if I'm going to be in a tie..

Gumboots, I am guessing, are what we call wellies around here (aka wellingtons).

Well, obviously, when it rains, wellies are needed to keep the wearer from getting too wet and muddy. As one does, in a rural setting; due to muddy fields. Also, it prevents the wearer from getting poo on their shoes.  :P Wellies are easy to clean. What more can I say?

[Pukah]

Man, how I hate points.

 

A

B

C

C

A

2.2

Sec(X)

An imaginary number. No, really.  (1 +/- ((-143)^(1/2)))/8.  There is a nice i term in there.  This problem would have been a lot easier if it had been 2x-3 = x^(1/2)

 

 

Enough for me.  I spent a few minutes trying to find a clean solution to the last problem.  Never came to me.  Interested to hear if there was a way to do this one without quadradic, or a way to get a clean answer. 

 

[Twitchy]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO POST THEM ON THE DANG THREAD.

 

I DID IT BECAUSE MY ANSWERS WERE SILLY.

 

[Pukah]

huh?

[Jelly]

Woops.

[Mightelove]

*trots in, nose to the ground, after her target.  Looks up to see target right in front of her.  This is who the Dark One sent her after.  This is who was chosen for the hunt*

 

*stares at Jelly through red, hellfire-brimmed eyes*

 

*growls*

[Jelly]

*Stares*

What's going on?  :)

[Pukah]

huh?

[HotW Moiraine]

O.O

 

Darkhounds...

 

Jelly...

 

RUN!

 

Or... er..

 

Actually, stand there and let her eat you.

[Jelly]

*Does so*

 

[Pukah]

*Eats Jelly*

[cosmicpanda]

bloody hell pukah, you're supposed to at least number them...

 

quadratic? You mean quadratic gumboots? That was the last question...

 

Nobody's tried to do the calculus one yet, btw.  ;D

[HotW Moiraine]

:D I'm more lazy then I appear.

[Twitchy]

*Creeps up behind Jelly, sniffing furiously*

*Growls*

*Bites at her heels*

 

[Jelly]

WHY ME?

*Cries*

:D